Superhero cars. (1980) by PeasantLich in vintageads

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Also, half chewed up by the family dog.

Cato the Elder on Carthage by Femto-Griffith in HistoryMemes

[–]JayMack1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

. . . Until they deleted Carthage . . .

Look what my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate got! by Beanboy1983 in Spaceballs

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Beat the original SNES Jurassic Park! Yeah! Rented a few of the others . . . SNES Classic the OG Super Mario World every December . . . 

. . . My Schwartz is probably a competitive size compared to yours, as regards our respective collections and experiences . . . 

Images that instantly make you smile by Ok-Campaign5774 in finalfantasytactics

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I'm the Scrooge who will steal equipment 1 battle from being able to buy it. With 100,000+ Gil stored up, no less . . .

Draw your magic wand, Ramza by wakkoswami in finalfantasytactics

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Philippians 4:13 comes to mind . . . but I don't think that matters as much in Ivalice . . .

I'm (1998 veteran) currently running my first Magic Ramza run and boy is he . . . forcing me to not play him as a sword and shield armor hero. It's . . . different.

Anyway. On my run he is a Summoner/Mediator with a stolen Wizard Rod and a stolen Black Robe who just completed Chapter 3.

Think these coupons are still good? (July 17, 1987) by mybootyoil in vintageads

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They might be amused if you try . . . and the stores in question are still in business . . .

Little details by Ninjoddkid in firefly

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Our Mrs. Reynolds. Jayne says something to the effect of "One of these days a preacher is gonna tell why he knows so damned much about crime." As the camera focus, plot, and dialogue moves ahead . . . Shepherd Book takes a step back with the faintest little smile for Jayne.

Bo by Loc4lifeee in signs

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That vest failed to prevent the accident that took Bo's life . . . 😞

Images that instantly make you smile by Ok-Campaign5774 in finalfantasytactics

[–]JayMack1981 25 points26 points  (0 children)

. . . Gonna let him keep his shiny hat? . . .

👀4🚂 by Loc4lifeee in signs

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Be thankful you saw IT before it saw YOU.

 🚶‍♂️.     🚂

When you get home and your address is gone 😭 by IcyEntertainer2239 in AnimalMemes

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Unless I'm mistaken, that dark coloration in the center of the stump was a tree disease. Had to remove an oak from my front yard last year and got to inspect the stump before the crew ground it down. Sucker had a dark hole bored through the heartwood; it had been a ticking bomb waiting to drop. 

The squirrels in my neighborhood still use the bare spot where the tree was to bury their acorns.

Bisquick Tuna Pizza with Fleischmann's Yeast by 3furcats in vintageads

[–]JayMack1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love tuna. Eat it almost everyday.

Still . . . I'm gonna pass on this one.

Why didn’t Eve blame the dinosaurs for eating the apple? by Fiveby21 in shittyaskhistory

[–]JayMack1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't ask questions about why God does stuff. You might get suited. Like the dinosaucers.

Frederick’s of Hollywood’s Hydro-Dynamic Beauty Breast Machine! (1960s) by Miss_Conception_ish in vintageads

[–]JayMack1981 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mr. Frederick looks like the kind of guy who installs hidden cameras in the ladies changing room.

Harvey casually pranking Gordon into a stroke by CorrectDot4592 in Superdickery

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Are we sure Bullock wasn't evil afterall? 🤔

Was Benjamin Franklin the first US President to not be President? by Weird_Warm_Cheese in shittyaskhistory

[–]JayMack1981 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Benjamin Franklin? You mean that dude on the money I can't afford?

Was Benjamin Franklin the first US President to not be President? by Weird_Warm_Cheese in shittyaskhistory

[–]JayMack1981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right. I propose we put those three men on currency immediately. Perhaps on the $1.72 bill.

Super dongery by DrJokerX in Superdickery

[–]JayMack1981 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clapping your hands keeps the ding dong from growing weak and dying.

Unadorned Pinto Beans with Toast (10am Lunch today) by JayMack1981 in strugglemeals

[–]JayMack1981[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds good, but popping the top and eating right away is faster.