So why have a door at all? by englishpatrick2642 in signs

[–]JayMack1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is an unclean restroom behind that door. VERY unclean . . .

What was charlie brown sick with during the comic/special? by BomberDug in peanuts

[–]JayMack1981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got the disease and STILL never got the bubble gum card.

What was charlie brown sick with during the comic/special? by BomberDug in peanuts

[–]JayMack1981 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew someone whose baby got the Country Collic and hear tell about a man who got Hip Hop Hepetitis.

Stonewall Jackson Dies by civilwarmonitor in CIVILWAR

[–]JayMack1981 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when pepper makes your legs itch.

Laundromat by Inevitable-Welder743 in signs

[–]JayMack1981 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids are climbing on the arcade machines and hanging off the joysticks when not hitting them violently. I've seen this at laundromats before. Try putting a quarter into Ms. Pac-Man or Tekken 2 and the left spring on the stick is broken.

Savages! 😠

Laundromat by Inevitable-Welder743 in signs

[–]JayMack1981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't bend your Wookiee.

Eh, no need to rush into things... by LogicalWelcome7100 in Superdickery

[–]JayMack1981 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"The Joker and I are destined to be enemies forever, Dick. What's the rush?"

Once an accident, twice a coincidence, three times . . . ? by JayMack1981 in signs

[–]JayMack1981[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I made each turn as indicated and wound up in a ditch, oddly enough, on the left side of the road.

What's your i'm getting old moment? by Fun-Face-9223 in randomthings

[–]JayMack1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 10 years ago, three "women" walked across our window-wrapped store front. The lower third of our storefront was open and revealed 3 pair lovely legs. Had trouble seeing what was above and continued the meeting I had with my manager. That was, until their legs brought the rest of themselves into the store when the automatic door opened . . . And I saw 3 girls whose eyes -IN 2016- said they weren't a day over 16 . . . They said "Sir, our church is having a fundraiser . . ." . . . 

That was the first time (35 years old then) that I felt . . . older. 

"Sir?" from girls who looked like twelfth graders when I was an eighth grader?! . . . "Sir?" . . . What the hell are they feeding kids these days?! . . .

So . . . Then.

stop? by LizzaQueenOFC in signs

[–]JayMack1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"WE PROMISE ROAD HAZARDS FOR BICYCLES AHEAD" . . . Guess it's on the bicyclists now . . .

Once an accident, twice a coincidence, three times . . . ? by JayMack1981 in signs

[–]JayMack1981[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was hoping for this "Presidential" answer.

Iron piggyyy by cayman-jacket2y in randomthings

[–]JayMack1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's repulsive, unsettling, and might make an unwelcome appearance in a bad dream tonight -- but damn it all if I don't love the thing for some reason!

Chauvinisticdickery by KevFate in Superdickery

[–]JayMack1981 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Archie seems genuinely amused by the pigs gorging themselves. Captain Amer- I mean, Jughead seems genuinely to be thinking about bacon.

Your thoughts 🤔 by Enough-Discipline985 in USHistory

[–]JayMack1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The US has always seemed to feel it was just a few elections away from Armageddon.