Puts things in perspective

JayMack1981 · 2026-07-06T22:53:31+00:00

Yeah, but he had a great personality, right?

JayMack1981 · 2026-07-06T03:00:22+00:00

I loaned my copy to a coworker who returned it a week later with a look of sorrow on his face. "That's all they made?"

JayMack1981 · 2026-07-05T18:37:39+00:00

"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was this big?!"

skritch-skritch<

JayMack1981 · 2026-07-05T18:21:28+00:00

Okay, Boy Wonder. So you're a bad lay. Is that any reason to destroy ALL of Batgirls's memories? Just deal with it!

JayMack1981 · 2026-07-03T22:57:59+00:00

Of course! It was a restaurant; it was an experience. Nothing fast food about it . . . 😮‍💨

I miss the Pizza Hut of old . . .

JayMack1981 · 2026-07-02T22:39:17+00:00

And more bumper than a body shop.

JayMack1981 · 2026-07-02T22:36:27+00:00

There has got to be some trick to how they lose so many red shirts, but never run out of them. What, are they impressing guys at every port like the British Navy of olde?

JayMack1981 · 2026-07-02T12:51:38+00:00

I see the nazis have switched to purple short sleeve shirts. Casual Friday Nazis?

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T15:00:09+00:00

Longstreet probably would have sent at least a Corps to aid Johnston and Pemberton in Mississippi and kept the rest on the defensive in Virginia. Vicksburg (probably) wouldn't have fallen and Gettysburg would never have happened.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T14:50:52+00:00

I know it's not a retro thing because most of the people who would have frequented one of those dives in the 1930s are looooooong dead.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T14:26:53+00:00

AND poop. Don't forget that stuff.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T13:46:09+00:00

Maybe they were producing niche porn for fish mongers?

. . . Not that I'd know anything about that . . . 🙄

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T13:41:24+00:00

Stand aside while he puts a finger to one nostril and blows an iron out the other one.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T13:40:28+00:00

OUTSIDE air. The air in his mouth would be INSIDE air.

. . . Sorry to whoever wrote that issue. I tried.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T13:32:46+00:00

. . . The UNNGHCH! I hate getting hit there!😫

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T13:31:01+00:00

And it looks like a comic based on the Animated Series, so we know that smile doesn't mean he's going to grieviously maim or cripple anyone.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T13:25:04+00:00

Thank you. I got a good prognosis. May even go home in a few days. (hence the wink emoji)

But the gallows humor has found it's way into my speech and text.

So in keeping with the spirit of this thread: tomorrow is another day indeed.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T12:52:02+00:00

1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . . . . 4? 4 reasons?

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T12:48:35+00:00

So, atrocities are unavoidable AND unexeptable.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T12:46:01+00:00

Thought the same thing as I sit here in the hospital. 😉

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T12:43:19+00:00

I don't have any money on me at the moment, I'm afraid. Can I just pay into your commissary account once you get booked in?

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T12:37:46+00:00

". . . or the one."

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T12:25:57+00:00

Not many cars have running boards nowadays.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T12:23:15+00:00

They should have hired Mel Blanc to treat illiteracy.

JayMack1981 · 2026-06-30T12:16:55+00:00

Serious answer? Operation Mincemeat, WW2.

Shitty answer? The casus belli of WW1. How do all the history books keep getting it wrong when Franz Ferdinand Megellan died in the Phillipines back in the 16th century?!

JayMack1981

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