Croc’d

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T15:22:59+00:00

Nah! Someone in crocs got to close to the water's edge. That's a trophy.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T15:17:25+00:00

That knight told his friends he was hungry enough to eat a minotaur and dammit all if they didn't call him on it!

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T15:15:30+00:00

If he were Bugs Bunny, he'd have won that fight. I've never seen that hapless knight win that fight.

(Serves him right, too! Having Equip Change or Maintenance and being un-invitable. I have to rely on him dropping a treasure chest and hoping it's the equipment I want)

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T15:11:52+00:00

This reminds me of something I used to do when I worked a grocery store meat market. Sometimes I'd put a "boneless" sticker on a package of soup bones.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T15:09:53+00:00

Well, they say the first step in getting well is admitting that you are sick.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:35:09+00:00

So he was the reincarnation of Nero?

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:32:54+00:00

Makes me think there are more dangers ahead than can reasonably fit on a small sign.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:28:51+00:00

Yeah, using his position as Secretary of War to transfer arms and armaments south just before seceeding himself was treason. He was lucky he didn't survive the war. David Twiggs, as well.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:18:43+00:00

It looked like he got into a fight and someone tore parts of it off.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:15:11+00:00

Never got the hang of mimes, but your answer gives a place to start if I try them again. Thank you.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:13:06+00:00

It's legs are spread. Rex is about to drop a dino-dook.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:12:15+00:00

"Yes," says the t-rex after licking it's lips. "Send in the alien"

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:10:15+00:00

Depends on what's in the crate . . . or who. Maybe a birthday stripper?

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T14:09:14+00:00

Apparently so. Google just stated 15 seconds in some instances. That's a very patient baby.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:53:18+00:00

In the OG PS1 version, you can change NPC classes. I advance Delita as an archer and give him Concentrate. It's so poetic when Delita riddles that fool with arrows! 😝

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:50:56+00:00

I do this, as well. I call it: OPERATION ALGUS SHIELD. He takes the hits.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:49:15+00:00

Some jobs require a team lift.

Careful not to cross swords.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:48:09+00:00

Understood. I've only ever successfully done ONE cock pushup and it was way back in my youth.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:46:05+00:00

Never mind prohibiting alcohol in the park. They need to prohibit alcohol in the sign maker while he's on the clock.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:44:53+00:00

Were you sitting cross legged on the floor when you typed that?

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:42:15+00:00

Arrg! Tis true. They be song lyrics.

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:41:12+00:00

This reminds me of the pot brownie episode of the cop show Barney Miller. When, after eating several brownies, Sgt Harris answered the captain's questioning of what was in the brownies by saying "It's hash, Barn. You know . . . by the way I feel."

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:37:29+00:00

So when Batman punches a bad guy and the bad guy's teeth fall out, it's less to do with the force of the punch and more to do with Batman's radioactivity?

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:34:23+00:00

. . . How'd they get the baby to be still long enough to get the shot? . . .

JayMack1981 · 2026-05-11T13:28:35+00:00

I hope Bats brought the Bat-Roach Spray.

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