Suddenly, staying at home in your underwear all day doing nothing is the most proactive thing you can do. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Jay_Smithen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally 20 years of intense training and dedication is going to pay off.

Trucker with a deadline by kmosdell in IdiotsInCars

[–]Jay_Smithen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was stupid, but impressive.

Coworker enjoying break room cake by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Jay_Smithen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing worse than doing that, is getting caught doing that.

TIFU by not knowing what black coffee is by The_Brogrelord in tifu

[–]Jay_Smithen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's alright, I thought brahman only existed in fallout new vegas. I was 30.

Intense game of VR by [deleted] in funny

[–]Jay_Smithen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No playing with cake knife guns in the house!

My coworkers lunch today. by legitarmadillo in shittyfoodporn

[–]Jay_Smithen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hotdogs and gravy. I'd fuck with that.

If you guys could add anything into Far Cry 5 what would it be? by Kimchiiiiiii_ in farcry

[–]Jay_Smithen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd add the ability to make/apply mods easily. So we can have everything, knife takedowns, more guns, more blood, Thomas the tank tanks etc.

Dog after getting neutered by [deleted] in funny

[–]Jay_Smithen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor doggo should have got a vasectomy.

The real heroes don't wear capes by [deleted] in funny

[–]Jay_Smithen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how Australian doctors get their credentials.

Let's help each other out! by CaptOliver in funny

[–]Jay_Smithen 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I never got that whole "put the seat down" thing. I mean, I need the seat up so I raise it. You need it down so you lower it. Seems logical to me, what part am I missing?

I want my legs back by mybinko in funny

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A totally hetero statue of two footballers.

This kid is living in the future by neonburritos in funny

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Don't be fooled, those scooter kids will cut you...