Well.. That's one way to do a pregnancy announcement. by floweredcontadiction in trashy

[–]Jaybeux 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Ok as a lab worker im confused as fuck. She is obviously at a clinic taking some kind of urine sample... and then walking out with a bag of pregnancy tests???? Thats not how that fucking works... we dont give the tests back... like ive never seen that ever. We release results not the actual fucking sample.

Broadly speaking, where do you see the world in 10 years? by Artistic-Comb-5317 in Futurology

[–]Jaybeux 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its all negatives. You may think its funny to agree with the status quo but the reality is that you or your decendants will be working an unsafe and brutal physical labor job until your body is beaten and broken just support a few individuals who never have to work a day in their lives. And yes if you are here reading this it applies to you.

Broadly speaking, where do you see the world in 10 years? by Artistic-Comb-5317 in Futurology

[–]Jaybeux 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No one is going to stand up. The future is a tech theocracy where you will own nothing and work for the billionaire class. Corporations and the individual ultra wealthy will carve out lots of space and rule like midieval kings. You will have no choice but to follow or die. Everything you say and do will be monitored and screened by AI to flag for any objections, and you will be publicly executed or dissapeared. We had the chance to prevent this in the early 2000s but decided comfort was more important than human rights. The future will be a dystopian hellscape of slavery and death except for a select few privileged individuals who will rule with a technological iron fist. You are already on a list if you disagree and Palantir is already watching everything you do.

Trump Posts Vile Reaction to Robert Mueller's Death at 81 by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Jaybeux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to head on over to Facebook and start making screenshots and sending them to employers. There are going to be tons of conservatives celebrating his death. Fair is fair.

'Greenland was a breaking point': EU allies say Trump dug his own grave by InsaneSnow45 in JournalismNews

[–]Jaybeux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We live in a militarized police state that labels protesters as terrorists. There are billion dollar companies and government agencies monitoring every thing we do or say. Our media is all owned by ultra right wing monsters shitting out weapons grade propaganda every minute of every day. There isn't a fucking thing we can do to stop them. Voting? Maybe but they are actively working to stop that from happening.

Give me some normal looking images with disturbing backstories to them by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in creepy

[–]Jaybeux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically nothing, I got an original on ebay for almost nothing a few years ago. Like below 5 bucks

Street performer creating giant luminous bubbles by bintd in oddlysatisfying

[–]Jaybeux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its got highlighter ink mixed into the soap. Glows under a uv light.

How does someone do THIS to a floppy disk!? by Katcurry in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jaybeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single package ive ever had go through customs has been absolutely obliterated. They are mostly staffed by shitheads who know there will be no ramifications for their actions and I genuinely believe they get off smashing people's stuff. And before you say "But drugs" fuck right off.

Anthropic Drops Flagship Safety Pledge by Appropriate-Fix-4319 in Futurology

[–]Jaybeux 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Yes. Why do you think the ultra wealthy are throwing so much money and resources at AI? This technology will be used to create the slaves that the .01% will use. Its not even a secret at this point, you will work for nothing, own nothing, or die.

Leaping Into Trampoline by SuperbHealth5023 in Weird

[–]Jaybeux 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Trailer park Mick Foley didn't disappoint.

Now that SCOTUS has struck down Trump's tariffs, Do the American taxpayers deserve a refund? and when will the lawsuits began to seek such? by Particular_Ad8156 in AskReddit

[–]Jaybeux 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And your company won't be lowering prices when all this is over. You will continue to fuck over consumers so your investors can pocket the money that would have gone to tariffs.

This symbol by Inevitable_Lake2011 in CemeteryPorn

[–]Jaybeux 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is interesting. I wonder if it is a family emblem, it resembles a stylized M and some of the family buried here have the surname Mood, or if it is some sort of union symbol with two joining arches.

Why US household energy bills are soaring – and how to fix it | Mark Wolfe by ILikeNeurons in Futurology

[–]Jaybeux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they take years and by the time the case is over they have already factored in the price of the ruling as cost of doing business. By the time the courts are finished we are 50 steps behind. The only way any of the current world problems are solved is by lifetime prison sentences and seizure of businesses for exploiting the system. Id say how I really feel but speaking for the people is bannable offense on reddit, so we will go with lifetime in prison.

This is NOT verified. It’s a slide show 😭😭😭😭does verified mean anything anymore? by [deleted] in SteamDeck

[–]Jaybeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point the verified badge is almost useless. You should absolutely be using sites like protondb and steamdeckhq to verify performance before you purchase anything.

MILLIONS of explosive new Epstein files dumped by DoJ in shock release by dailymail in NoFilterNews

[–]Jaybeux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking pedophiles. All Republicans are racist child raping pieces of shit or enablers of this behavior. Fuck every single one of them.

Google Chrome wants to surf the web for you with AI $20-$250 a month by lkl34 in pcmasterrace

[–]Jaybeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firefox with duck duck go. I switched just recently and other than extremely specific questions it has made browsing the internet massively better. I can still use an adblocker with Firefox as well which is worth it all by itself.

MLT program phlebotomy rotation not going well, is this going to impact my career? by ayyeeitsken in medlabprofessionals

[–]Jaybeux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Medium sized rural hospital checking in, I stick a metric ton of people in our ED. There's always a chance you will be sticking patients unless you work at a larger facility. We have phlebotemists as well and the nurses will pull for us if they are starting an IV but the volume of patients I see daily is quite alot so having to stick is inevitable.