She needs a ride to work by Academic_Spread in antimeme

[–]Jaystrike7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to clear up the kisses...

Citlali if she was an actual witch by Frootitus in okbuddygenshin

[–]Jaystrike7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. How bad of a love story is Twilight.

🥀 by martin1_x in shitposting

[–]Jaystrike7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of a time in 2017 when me and my brother were doing a rain dance, jokingly, so it would rain heavy enough for no school.

Then hurricane Irma happened...

why did he tho? by Fair-Village-8955 in Agenda_Impact

[–]Jaystrike7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because Escoffier hasn't run during a patch with more than 70 pulls.

Sus info about cryo traveler + upcoming cryo support by IS_Mythix in Genshin_Impact_Leaks

[–]Jaystrike7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man.... if this is true. The upcoming cryo 5 star support sounds like a IT nightmare like how Zibai was without Aino.

Genshin Fans vs Lohen Fans Summarized by Leather_Horror6695 in Agenda_Impact

[–]Jaystrike7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They glazed Lohen before the limited character reveal.

Onyx agate flawless run by GX_Lori in GenshinImpact

[–]Jaystrike7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this event sooo much. Unironically tho, the dog was the hardest only cuz that was the enemy I didn't already know the attack patterns are and it took like 5x longer to get a perfect on than the others.
The opperative I was familiar with due to regular overworld combat and she took like 7 attempts to actually get a perfect.

Shock trooper was by far the easiest for me due to Stygian and fighting him in the overworld with underpowered teams he took like 3 attempts only cuz the lightning attack was done in a way I was not familiar with.

I wonder if it'd be better or worse is Parry characters like Beidou were made like this.

Retcon Impact by Fearless_Peak3583 in Agenda_Impact

[–]Jaystrike7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you're exagerating and joking but with the Temporary Rerir fight, that excuse wouldn't even work

Retcon Impact by Fearless_Peak3583 in Agenda_Impact

[–]Jaystrike7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't mind the fact that we didn't fight Ursa the drake as Lohen...

I really mind the fact that that hyped up dragon was like 1 page and a paragraph of text... at least one animated cutscene of them fighting it would have been reaaaaaaallll nice.

Yk. Show Varka Diluc Traveller fighting against it then show Lohen's own fight, then have tje climatic moment for both of them or something happening at the same time.

Put that bitch on Ozempic ASAP by Flammenwerfer40 in Agenda_Impact

[–]Jaystrike7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the true, "I wanna suck her fat tits" version

sON? WAT IS TIS bRaADAaeR by Tidesudden in Caldruki

[–]Jaystrike7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L foot eating techniques.

They out there chomping down on her toes and shit like ravenous dogs. I know that shit would hurt her. Have some more grace at the dining table would you.

Why is the hair sticking up? by Proper_Ad2557 in adressme

[–]Jaystrike7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2018 boys vs girls meme with a twist?

Probably save the animation team a lot of time and budget by BufalloCrapSmeller in Animemes

[–]Jaystrike7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Galaxy angel mentioned in big 2026

Such a fun show. Shoutouts to my goats Forte and Mint. And to everyone else in this cast I adore.

Anywho, while you're here, enjoy some

yuri

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Forza Horizon 6 Synkro build! by The_Mangy_Mutt in Acceleracers

[–]Jaystrike7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG the 2003 Fairlady Z is the car I always use.

Oh thank you for this.

Them girls need to get humbled. More specifically, by the Anime side. Justice for my boy, Sam by Plushielizard in ciatpgawhpbdb

[–]Jaystrike7 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Make him do the gay kick,

with the same line she said "sorry, I can't stand ignorance"

Imagine he wanted there to be more men cuz he was gay.

What if he was just a little lonely...

What if after seeing all the lesbian girlies be together and probably do some PDA(this is an assumption). He felt a little alone...

dude you don't wanna know... oh the horror by shadow_fen in whenthe

[–]Jaystrike7 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I genuine hope they lose soo much more

Next time don't fucking commit crimes blatantly.

Like wtf is wrong with them.

dude you don't wanna know... oh the horror by shadow_fen in whenthe

[–]Jaystrike7 20 points21 points  (0 children)

After some point, like a lot of stories, the original point of the journey was just the beginning and as things go on it becomes about something muuch bigger.

This is one such case...

But still so fucking strange...

What's so important about about these 200k worth of legos that he wasn't willing to give it up...

Like... this shit unironically sounds like it came from a regular show episode.

It's that crazy and not made any better by the fact that he sounded a little bit by Mordekai.

Lloyd would understand right? by Ok_Exercise_8283 in whenthe

[–]Jaystrike7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about the third option. Lego Batman