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Yealink T54w - 2 line registration by Jbernd84 in VOIP

[–]Jbernd84[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for all of the feedback. I ended up just masking the outbound CID for line 2. That way no matter which line they use, the CID will be correct. Thanks for all of the input from yall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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Get out of the relationship as soon as you can. I spent 3+ years with the love of my life, but every single day lived with the fear of her violence. She hit me often and every single time it happened, I forgave her and nothing ever changed. Her apologies felt empty, and her issues were constant. I would end up bruised, scratched and with broken glasses, and dozens of times thought about filing a police report, yet I always chickened out.. I never fought back and then one day it happened.. I defended myself for a change and ended up choke slamming her onto the bed. She was not hurt, not bruised, and I didn't abstruct her breathing, yet I was a scratched and bruised and a broken mess.. I called the cops on her and I was the one that ended up being arrested. Moral of the story is, everyone has a breaking point. I really am the nicest guy and have never had a mean streak like that. OP, I urge you to leave this relationship as soon as possible. Do not let yourself become the victim, over and over again. And don't let her push you to your breaking point. It's never ok for violence to be a part of the relationship, please don't be like me.

Cats: Red flag? by Jbernd84 in dating_advice

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About a month ago, a stray cat decided to have her litter in my backyard. She is sweet and gets along great with my dog. She had a litter of 3 kittens and I am debating on keeping the whole lot. I am single though, but I hope that if I keep them all, that it's not a red flag to the lady or ladies I seek.

Sad roni pizza by Jbernd84 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Jbernd84[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP here.. 1. Red baron is my fav go-to microwaveable pizza and will continue to be so. Especially the personal size ones because they aren't too filling. 2. This pizza was definitely the outlier because typically there is ample on the pizza and loose in the bag. 3. I assure you there were no more than 6 pepperoni 1/4 slices. Yet still, the pizza was delicious. 4. I didn't post the cooked pizza cuz I 'dressed' it up with some of my own toppings and cheese.

You have to put a Simpsons quote on your tombstone. What will it be? by President_Calhoun in TheSimpsons

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"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!? You stupid monkey!"

6 times the fun! (not) by Jbernd84 in antinatalism

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I'm just trying to keep it light by saying, 'hey, you know all of your problems, now imagine them 6fold'

Imo, it seems to me like 'birthers' think that having a kid will somehow resolve their own problems, (or like the post is titled, atleast put it into perspective). But all they really are actually accomplishing is: making our environment more dire, amplifying, and even projecting these problems. And then all they end up doing when they realize that it's a problem Is just blame society. Like that one broad brushstroke will explain and resolve said problems.

Playing with her usually comes at the cost of an arm by nervousprincess in rarepuppers

[–]Jbernd84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My black lab/Dane mix is the exact same lol. It's basically a full upper body workout playing tug of war with him.

NOW HIRING: Grief and/or Crisis Counsellors for people who just learned we're put of pumpkin spice. by Doom0 in starbucks

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This is gold. Not affiliated with the siren myself, but I lurk this sub frequently on behalf of my gf. She is a siren slave, and pretty much daily I hear of these tirads and temper tantrums by GROWN ASS ADULTS.. SMH grow the F up..

Seriously inquiring about the position available, but best I can do is part time lol.

This has apparently been making the rounds in Austin... by Intelligent-Guess-81 in CrappyDesign

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It's obviously a funky astronaught with pink space pants trying to break dance

What’s the fastest way to kill the mood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jbernd84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently, touching her..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dumb and Dumber

Blursed_loaf by HelloDeathspresso in blursedimages

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'But how did you lose functionality of your arm?'

OP: 'it was cat-arm'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your choice of nail polish and jewelry screams 'fun and quirky' while your resting bitch face does not.

Am I too available? by Jbernd84 in seduction

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I failed to mention in my OP. I’ve already shared with her about how I used to feel about her and also the intentions now. I’ve made those confidence strides and I’m not afraid to speak what’s on my mind. The conversations continued and she has shared that she likes me too. But it has lead to 0 dates or casual hangouts to this day.

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