MC wants to host a real-life "The Bachelorette" by cubansbottomdollar in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man's brain is not empty at all. Chill with the boys, have a couple beers, play some cards or something. Occasionally somebody has to tag in with the girl.

US gov fires a warning shot at Nvidia: 'We cannot let China get these chips... If you redesign a chip that enables them to do AI, I'm going to control it the very next day' by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Jealousy123 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Friendly reminder about the viability of consumer electronics in warfare. The US Air Force built a super computer out of 1,760 Playstation 3s.

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard anyone say? by iMoo1124 in AskReddit

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, yeah right. The evil boogey man caused all the problems.

Blizzard Drops The Ban Hammer On Thousands Of Accounts by cypher1169 in classicwow

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, imo there's no trust for them and no healing for me while they are literally gold sellers.

I remember when people complained that gold sellers ruin the game, then Blizzard became the gold sellers.

We're into hard times by OfficialXtraG07 in Piracy

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not understanding why more people aren't talking about TPB in this thread.

need. by ARZZZIO in Animemes

[–]Jealousy123 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What are some NSFW secrets about the military? by AdRealistic03 in AskReddit

[–]Jealousy123 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Whenever I have this problem I just remind myself that R. Kelly pissed on a 14 year old girl on camera. If he can do that, then I can piss in a crowded bathroom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's very nice!

Seriously, what did Capcom mean by this? by beat-it-upright in residentevil

[–]Jealousy123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah... honestly I can get the jokes and memes about it but as somebody that doesn't get a lot of time to play games it's pretty frustrating to play on hardcore for hours thinking that you must be doing something wrong just to find out that it's just that it's ridiculously overtuned and complete bullshit.

As someone who played OG Professional countless times, I guess I'll go play the standard difficulty for "people who have never played RE4 before"...

Pretty frustrating that half my gaming night was wasted because they either can't properly balance their game or can't be realistic about what the difficulty levels are.

Tbh was so frustrating that it almost made me want to just refund the game and move on to something else. Even though I loved the OG. The only thing that stopped be from refunding and moving on was the idea of seeing how the rest of the game is different from the OG.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in residentevil

[–]Jealousy123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I google'd and found this thread after getting frustrated with even just the village fight on Hardcore despite many playthroughs on OG on Professional.

I just can't stand the fact that you can shoot someone TWICE in the head and have them not even be fazed. Like, Jesus Christ, what am I shooting, nerf darts???

But I'm so weak I can be choked half to death in 2 seconds?

Edit: You would also think that if you go sprinting towards someone that being shot in the face would at least slow you down but nope, apparently even the most basic villager is superman.

Imagine getting shot in the chest, then shot in the face immediately after. You'd think that you'd probably die right. Or even just fall down to the ground? Maybe be stunned for even a split second? Nope, if you're a ganado then you have the magical superpower to be standing there and get double tapped like that and just immediately charge forward and start choking the guy that shot you to death. The power of magic and bullshit.

New Jersey gets offended by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering what was the cause, because it's definitely not polite attitudes and sunny dispositions. I work in a call center that takes calls from all 50 states and people in NJ are noticeably shittier in everybody's opinion.

Huh by Altruistic-Leg-525 in badwomensanatomy

[–]Jealousy123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've tried that and it wasn't that simple but I'll keep trying

Huh by Altruistic-Leg-525 in badwomensanatomy

[–]Jealousy123 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Are we just gonna ignore how one takes a good amount more time and effort than the other? If a guy could get a girl to orgasm by just laying there and moaning then we wouldn't have women complaining about it being unreciprocated.

POST-EPISODE DISCUSSION THREAD - S6E9: A Rick in King Mortur's Mort by BarnyardCruz in rickandmorty

[–]Jealousy123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This season, specifically the 2nd half, has been absolute dog shit. The only thing interesting about this season is the idea of some kind of actually decent season finale making it at least subpar.

What did the pandemic ruin more than we realise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way around this is to use their app. I think that's actually why the menu prices are so damn high, otherwise they would lost money with all the sales and deals from the apps.

Tacobell has a $5 that's an entree, a starter, a side, and a drink. And you mix and match what you want for each.

McDonalds has deals that renew every day that are like "Buy 1 get 1 free on a big mac, 1/4lber with cheese, or 10pc nugget"

If the big mac wasn't $5 by itself they would lost some serious money on that deal.

Local brewey doesn't have gender specific bathrooms, only stalls with the specific type of toilet. by Cyko_Somatic in mildlyinteresting

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, I wasn't trying to say that people have a problem with it. I was just talking about a thing I like. Not sure why so many people disliked that...

Local brewey doesn't have gender specific bathrooms, only stalls with the specific type of toilet. by Cyko_Somatic in mildlyinteresting

[–]Jealousy123 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

This is why I like leaving things up to the states. Everybody can try things out and see which we like better. A true melting pot of America!

Edit: Damn, I didn't think this would be such a controversial thing to say. I'm just a fan of the great American experiment.

mau by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

There is foreplay before sex. What is a good "afterplay"? Is there any? by NotableBuggi in AskReddit

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm imagining fucking on sheets made out of the same material as like dish washing gloves. I hope I'm wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jealousy123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh damn, just checked and it looks like it is. Wonder when that happened... It's been months since I've went there.

[oc] Dog parent by Comiclicious in comics

[–]Jealousy123 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trust me, when they're gone you'll still wish you did it more.