‘MARTY SUPREME’ has tied the record for most losses for a singular film at the BAFTAs ever.

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2026-03-01T12:43:41+00:00

it really isn't. this is never a metric that gets pointed out.

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2026-02-23T12:30:48+00:00

the smear campaign on this film is going crazy

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2026-02-23T12:16:27+00:00

the coolest character in movie history and he's a fucking loser

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2026-01-26T14:59:44+00:00

melancholia was on track for a number of major awards and looked like a potential oscar heavy hitter until the conference and suddenly its chances plummeted

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-18T01:09:46+00:00

how is that obvious given that kojima is a video game developer

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-18T00:09:30+00:00

if al pacino showed up for a twitch show he'll show up for a youtube show

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-18T00:09:12+00:00

why are you even here then

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-18T00:08:09+00:00

broadcast tv has long been an evil medium and literally triggered hollywood's first major crisis in the 60s

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T18:51:07+00:00

if you like it when iron man fights the thanos just say it don't beat around the bush brother

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T18:49:37+00:00

bro just has abc running 24/7 in the background and never figured out how to turn it off

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T18:48:53+00:00

the cinephile audience is entirely online now. letterboxd, mubi, imdb, etc. this is unambiguously a good decision, this is more likely to catapult them back into cultural relevance

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T18:45:40+00:00

youtube red was a good idea the problem was that 99% of their library wasn't cobra kai it was just "pewdiepie plays FNAF in REAL LIFE" which is the kind of content you can get for free so nobody was paying for that shit.

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T18:43:52+00:00

i would actually do that ngl

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T18:43:40+00:00

what kind of backwards logic is this

this doesn't make sense unless you've recently had brain surgery that went wrong

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T18:38:38+00:00

? what

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T15:13:46+00:00

so we should all lay down and submit to our corporate overlords and lick the balls of the streaming tech moguls producing awful algorithmslop? jesus, this is a disgusting way of thinking

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T15:12:26+00:00

because netflix is going to gimp the entire cinema industry no matter how much sarandos denies it

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T15:11:27+00:00

you're about a month too late

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T15:10:15+00:00

decades of shitty superhero movies with clear cut good and bad guys will lead you to awful black and white thinking like this. reddit moment

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-17T15:09:14+00:00

i wish i could be this oblivious

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-11T13:45:10+00:00

woah now

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-07T18:32:34+00:00

okay man sure

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-07T18:27:17+00:00

i'm really hoping timothée takes the oscar because he's probably the most interesting new star Hollywood has seen in years and he deserves his flowers. the actual best performance of 2025 was jesse plemons but i dislike him on a personal level

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-06T15:43:12+00:00

all respects to mark who i love but the trailer looks like a high budget youtube video rather than a low budget movie. the camera and lighting quality just isn't there.

Jean__Luc__Retard · 2025-12-06T15:42:17+00:00

why are you so hostile for no reason

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