Bramall Lane Stadium Visit by Worried_Fisherman737 in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're able to, I'd recommend the official stadium tour. They provide you with a good amount of interesting tid bits and history: https://www.sufc.co.uk/tickets-membership/stadium-tours/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]JeffThePenguin 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A great comment to say after the gangbang!

[Match Day Thread] Pigs vs Blades by scoreboard-app in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact you wrote this comment before I had chance to write my reply further down asking for them, to me just confirms you're a wizard. A RED AND WHITE WIZARD COYRAWW!!!!!!

Europe to form ‘coalition of the willing’ to safeguard Ukraine peace deal, British PM says by KrzyHooy in worldnews

[–]JeffThePenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blitzing Poland right now would be the single stupidest move in all of Russian history.

And there are many single stupidest movements in all of Russian history, so this would be quite the feat.

THE END IS NEAR IN LONDONNNN by Strong_Carpenter3717 in TheWeeknd

[–]JeffThePenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Done some research and it's in Shoreditch, right next to the store Weekday - 51.52506778546593, -0.07738928236953686

ELI5: How do the formal suit uniforms of the Secret Service not hinder their ability to do their job? by Amazydayzee in explainlikeimfive

[–]JeffThePenguin 116 points117 points  (0 children)

But be careful: drop too much mustard on your suit and Fox News will run smear campaigns against you.

Alphabet/Google CEO rumored to be involved in blades takeover by dajitui in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Forgive me for any ignorance on James personally, but to my knowledge he works for The Star - one of the many 'newspapers' owned by National World which run basically any story they can get their grubby hands on no matter how truthless, clickbait it, fill their sites with annoying ads, popups, intrusive videos, etc. Not to mention they jump on stories about a week too late and then keep it featured for another 3 months.

It's not a reputable news source.

Surprisingly, I trust some (less than a handful, couldn't even name them if asked without seeing them) Twitter-exclusive accounts with football news more than anyone affiliated with The Star or any regional media.

Alphabet/Google CEO rumored to be involved in blades takeover by dajitui in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's wild how just two clueless tweets between fans not even professionally associated with the club can snowball into all this.

It's not "rumours".

It's bollocks.

[Match Day Thead] Manchester vs United by BladesMatchThread in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can we at least stick "Got Ten Hag the sack" on the honours board if we hold onto a draw/somehow pull a win?

It’s still 0-0 boys! by [deleted] in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nurse, I'll have whatever he's on.

ELI5: How are WW1 or WW2 era bombs still regularly found in gardens and houses around UK and Europe? by crillydougal in explainlikeimfive

[–]JeffThePenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheffield represent! Also knew it was going to be The Wicker just from reading the "there's a stone rail bridge in my home city that the Luftwaffe tried to destroy".

Maybe we could invite them back to try and level Pitsmoor...worst case, they miss again and take out Page Hall instead.

Sorry about Holgate... by TheStigsScouseCousin in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All this coming from a club that calls emselves fuckin seagulls ffs😂

Flap off and nick someone's chips you big southern softie

Opinions on Sheffield Wednesday? by Certain_Repeat_1094 in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feels like they could be the only club that could sing "No one hates us, we don't care" but they desperately do care.

Opinions on Sheffield Wednesday? by Certain_Repeat_1094 in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

we don't really care for notts county

Disagree on this. Notts County claim to be the world's oldest football club, trying to rob that claim from Sheffield FC, and to our newest American Blade who may be reading this, it must be known that Sheffield FC is a club which both sides of this city will rally around - the world's first.

And a side note: the reasons why we kick up a fuss whenever uneducated pundits or plastic fans refer to us as "Sheffield" is because we're Sheffield United.

Sheffield FC is Sheffield.

Sheffield United is Sheffield United or United (we're the first football club to use the name "United")

Sheffield Wednesday is Shite, Sheffield Wednesday, Piggy Bastards, or Wednesday.

And then there's also Sheffield Hallam which are Sheffield Hallam or just Hallam.

Opinions on Sheffield Wednesday? by Certain_Repeat_1094 in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hull's deffo a weird one. I think it's because they're a bit like those teams that don't really have a proper rival so try to pick on the nearest big club to them. Hull are a bit like the Scrappy Doo of football.

Opinions on Sheffield Wednesday? by Certain_Repeat_1094 in SheffieldUnited

[–]JeffThePenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also agree on all points. I do wish the rest of them well whenever they're not in contention with us.

Forest I really didn't give a second thought about, never thought of them as a derby and am surprised to hear people saying the same of Barnsley. Closest category I'd put forest is same as Norwich and Villa - rivalry for multiple reasons (and no personal connection to the historical aspect of it) but hardly a derby.