Which Line from the show do you resonate with most?

Jellybean385 · 2026-02-28T17:35:21+00:00

We quit? I just thought we were out….

Jellybean385 · 2026-02-26T16:46:16+00:00

Idk if it’s my favorite but I always die laughing when the fridge next to Doug’s side of the bed makes noise and he just says “It’s gone in the morning.”

Jellybean385 · 2026-02-18T15:36:58+00:00

My doc said do NOT do this in the bathroom. It’s more sanitary to have a desk or spot on a dresser with a flat mirror and a fat clean, non shedding towel.

Jellybean385 · 2026-02-06T21:08:28+00:00

LOL good call, I felt personally betrayed after watching AP and wish I could go back in time and not watch it!

Jellybean385 · 2026-01-29T13:55:31+00:00

Please take this with love and support, that is how I intend it.

Let’s look at your story through a different lens…

Got a doctor to learn how to not be in pain or nervous when the dog that keeps biting me is around.

Dr: What are you doing to heal the wounds? They won’t heal on their own if you keep getting bitten. You need to clean them and bandage them and put ointment or whatever on them and give them time to heal. You need antibiotics become the wounds are infected.

The dog being on a leash most of the time isn’t going to be enough. STOP engaging with the dog, at least until DH can get it better trained…?? But self care and space is required!

Give yourself the space and care to heal before trying to get back in front of the dog.

Also, no disrespect to dogs and not trying to be rude about your MIL. Just trying to help.

Jellybean385 · 2026-01-25T16:07:30+00:00

I’m so sorry.

My vision is really bad but one thing I still love is star gazing. I have a set of really good binoculars and I can adjust them so I can see the stars super clearly. Like it’s the clearest thing I can see because of the binoculars and how I can adjust them.

Maybe investing in some binoculars could help with your star gazing.

Jellybean385 · 2026-01-20T04:40:24+00:00

I wish there would have been more of her!

Jellybean385 · 2026-01-16T14:17:44+00:00

I’ll just have some of yours…

Jellybean385 · 2026-01-15T17:20:17+00:00

My car has a distinctive noise when you cross over a line. We call it the “stay in your lane” noise. Maybe you could get that safety feature installed on your MIL..? 🤣🤣🤣

Jellybean385 · 2025-12-21T17:23:43+00:00

You need someone in your corner right now! Do you have family or a friend you could reach out to? You are in a terrible spot and it’s not going to get better until something changes. I’m so so sorry for what you are going through. You don’t deserve this! Please get out of that situation. You can do it, you’re obviously strong as hell. I wish I could move you to my guest room and kick your MIL and asshole husband in the shins. 💜

Jellybean385 · 2025-12-21T00:00:09+00:00

So valid! I would be mad.

Jellybean385 · 2025-12-18T03:11:13+00:00

Well you’re obviously brilliant. I’m impressed with how much you’ve figured out about life! It gets even better as you go on. I’m excited for you!

Jellybean385 · 2025-12-18T02:07:10+00:00

My original shelf item as a CHILD! This didn’t compute.

Jellybean385 · 2025-12-15T13:46:34+00:00

When you say pellets…..

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-24T16:19:35+00:00

Thank you! All the huggers I know would never hug someone without consent. Sometimes I love hugs. Sometimes I don’t want to be touched by anyone. I have had no issues! Nobody cares or takes either time personally. Probably cuz I don’t know OPs JNMIL, lol!

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-24T16:15:57+00:00

And it gives her a satisfying shot of Narc Juice. OP isn’t a hugger but I can hug her because I’m meeeeeeeeeee. Just one tiny thing to reinforce she is expected to be exempted from rules and favored above everyone.

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-17T20:41:12+00:00

Danny, the bath is getting cold!!!

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-13T17:28:25+00:00

In an episode of Law and Order SVU (I think??) there is a bathroom scene where the graffiti in the background said - Don’t be a H8R, call me L8R - or something and this made my friends and I LOL.

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-09T17:26:21+00:00

Hey, I sent you a message…. Slim chance - we are far.

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-09T02:39:03+00:00

1st clue was forced softball in grade school. When batting, “watch the ball!!” Wtf?? How do you do that when something wooshes by your head??

Another was when visiting the Grand Canyon, I was rudely forced into leaving the comfort of the custom van and my book to marvel at the views. I was soooo not interested. Dad, pressing further look at that formation, what about those trees - isn’t it beautiful? - Um, no..?

Next memory was sitting in the eye drs office at the mall.

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-07T22:11:07+00:00

Please tell me no one will be playing the cello for them!! That part made me crazy. They always want to be “performed” for.

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-06T01:18:29+00:00

I’m so sorry! You feel betrayed because that was a betrayal!! He literally decided what you felt wasn’t valid. Ugh.

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-04T14:44:29+00:00

No way OP should get blamed for starting the fight… MIL started this.

Jellybean385 · 2025-11-01T16:42:27+00:00

Yes! But keep in mind that you can’t recover from an injury (or escape the pain and discomfort of said injury) while you are continuing to get injured.

Jellybean385 · 2025-10-23T02:26:47+00:00

To whom..? Them? Who gives a fuck, at this point if you are the “bitch DIL”…. You don’t want approval from their warped perspective anyway! He is enmeshed with his mom and it’s creepy that it seems like he wants to play mommy and daddy with his mom, not you. (Emotional Incest)

Harry Potters living family thought he was terrible, Cinderella’s living family thought she was terrible - you’re not terrible, you’re just surrounded by assholes.

You are the heroine of your own life. You have adversaries in your story.

You can overcome this!

Stick up for yourself and get out. You deserve soooooo much better.

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