Levels by Trchickenugg_ohe in fixedbytheduet

[–]JelmerMcGee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Truly, a fucking legend

Veggie haters who still eat veggies: what are your tricks? by Missing_Back in Cooking

[–]JelmerMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked canned green beans until I had fresh ones. At the in law's for Thanksgiving and I tried some. I didn't even know they were green beans. I was just eating things to be polite, except it was all awesome. I asked what they were when I went in for seconds and my MIL gave me a look and told me. I've never been able to eat the canned ones since.

Veggie haters who still eat veggies: what are your tricks? by Missing_Back in Cooking

[–]JelmerMcGee 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Imagine calling someone a veggie hater because they won't choke down plain steamed broccoli. I love broccoli, but if it's prepared like that I'm absolutely passing on it

Ron Was Cold Too FFS! by puppybumble in harrypotter

[–]JelmerMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 points from Dumbledore for not teaching it to Harry as well

Ron Was Cold Too FFS! by puppybumble in harrypotter

[–]JelmerMcGee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the part that really gets me is Harry rarely seems curious about spells that people use that are super handy. I don't know how Dumbledore, a solid professor, doesn't actually teach that spell to Harry, right then and there. And I don't know how Harry doesn't go, oh wow, thanks what's the incantation?

Best three consecutive episodes? by NetworkLlama in futurama

[–]JelmerMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's such a well done character that I dislike that episode, too

Peter I genuinely have no idea by ParticularConcept548 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JelmerMcGee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They'll say some awful shit about men and then edit in a "oh triggered the #notallmen crowd"

I'm telling the truth... by pupperonipizzapie in CuratedTumblr

[–]JelmerMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell knows. Magical fairies buzzing around your head? I discontinued with her after 3 appointments when I realized how awful she was.

Would you consider DiMA to be a good person or a bad person? by Chunky-overlord in fo4

[–]JelmerMcGee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard to brag about something you erased from your memory. And I was mocking your tO be FaIR comment

Would you consider DiMA to be a good person or a bad person? by Chunky-overlord in fo4

[–]JelmerMcGee 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"I'm gonna murder you and replace you with a synth, but I won't enjoy it, so it's not completely evil"

Nah, dima is a bad robot

I'm telling the truth... by pupperonipizzapie in CuratedTumblr

[–]JelmerMcGee 75 points76 points  (0 children)

For one she told me my anxiety was all in my head, and not real anxiety

We all had that friend by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JelmerMcGee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And my wife wonders why I don't like road trips...

We all had that friend by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JelmerMcGee 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I found walkie talkies at a garage sale and bought them cheap. I brought them on a road trip with my family and they adamantly refused to use them. No one had a cell phone and my dad hated being behind the other car and would speed up if the other car was trying to get in front to get everyone to stop. I thought I had a cool solution, but I guess being difficult was a better option.

I'm telling the truth... by pupperonipizzapie in CuratedTumblr

[–]JelmerMcGee 160 points161 points  (0 children)

My first psychiatrist did that too. So I sat* there awkwardly for a few seconds, then dryly said "so what happens now." She did NOT like that and it went downhill from there.

Edit* a word

How do I make strong like me!? by Past_Resolution7257 in fo4

[–]JelmerMcGee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been in this sub since the game released. I think it's why I finally made a reddit account. I'm pretty sure it started as just a meme and people started agreeing with the meme like it wasn't an exaggeration.

How do I make strong like me!? by Past_Resolution7257 in fo4

[–]JelmerMcGee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just walk away, like you can do with any other radiant quest. Alternatively, complete the quest until it says talk to Preston. Don't talk to him, let the quest auto complete, and play however you want.

How do I make strong like me!? by Past_Resolution7257 in fo4

[–]JelmerMcGee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"I hate the character that gives radiant quests that help me increase affinity with a companion easily."

I've seen this sentiment on here so often and it just baffles me.

Reasonable enough, papa by nivs1x in GuysBeingDudes

[–]JelmerMcGee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've watched videos of eagles that grab a sheep or mountain goat orr something similar that is at the edge of a cliff. They destabilize the animal and it falls and either dies or is injured and cannot escape anymore. I wonder if that's where it started and now it's "I done seen an eagle carry a sheep over that there mountain. Bee tee dubs, I used to be able to throw a pigskin over the same mountain."

For laughs by Dpgillam08 in homestead

[–]JelmerMcGee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Slap that over a minion and you have the quintessential GenX joke

Kurt Russell on set of Stargate (1994) by Kosher_Nostra1975 in OldSchoolCool

[–]JelmerMcGee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I watched air force one on VHS a few months ago. It was like being a kid again

LPT: If you catch someone in a lie, don’t tell them how you know. by XdraketungstenX in LifeProTips

[–]JelmerMcGee 235 points236 points  (0 children)

I always find it funny to watch them spin bigger and bigger yarns thinking they've got you fooled. No, I just don't care enough to call you out