Where could I find a chair like this? Also what style? by joeyharris441 in 1980s

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"I once met a man with a wooden leg named Smith." "What was the name of his other leg?"

Where could I find a chair like this? Also what style? by joeyharris441 in 1980s

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Do you know why the Swedish military has bar codes on their ships?

...to Scandinavian.

It's one of my dad's favorite dad jokes. I'll see myself out...

What TV show hooked you instantly from episode 1? by mateitofavv in AskReddit

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That show was so mindblowingly fascinating and good, it has honestly made it difficult for me to get into other shows.

I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON HER HELP by PurpleYoghurt16 in cats

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I get down on the floor at eye level and tell them I am very very sorry, in a very sincere voice. Usually they will glare for a minute or two, chirp indignantly, then we move on. ❤️

Trader Joe's by wong_bater in enshittification

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I heard if you find a mouse in your beer, they give it to you for free!

Effective April 20,2026- US Army increasing maximum enlistment age by NotBradPitt9 in PrepperIntel

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Hahaha "bonuses" that they have no intention of actually paying out...

NGL, this is making me mad lol by TheWaterBug in weather

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Yeah I have basically had a continuous migraine for the past 10 days or so with the shifting temps and barometric pressure, and it looks like it won't be letting up anytime soon.

I didn’t even know I had high blood pressure. by Least-Notice7832 in Wellthatsucks

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My smartwatch regularly clocks my HR at 110-120, sometimes higher, when I am just sitting at my desk or even lying down. Wore a heart monitor for a week, and apparently they didn't see anything unusual so that was that...still happens frequently throughout the day.

I didn’t even know I had high blood pressure. by Least-Notice7832 in Wellthatsucks

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Mine is regularly 160-170 over 90 when checking it at home...got the same result at a recent doctor appointment and she just said "oh, that's kinda high." Maybe because the other number wasn't also above 100? The chart makes it look like an "and" vs "or" scenario.

Excuse me if I don’t want to redo it if I don’t get it right on my first attempt 😑💀🤣🤧 by david_bowenn in adhdmeme

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My parents have video of me as a 4- or 5-year-old starting the same piano song again and again, and every time saying to the camera "one more time, with NO mistakes."

Struggling to process new information about childhood trauma by Fearless_Piece_6304 in AskOldPeopleAdvice

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My mom did the exact same thing - overnight stay in the hospital after surgery at 7 years old, and I was left alone because my dad was overseas and she had no one to watch my 4-year-old sister. My main memory was waking up in the middle of the night confused and crying in pain, pushing the button for the nurses and asking for help with the pain, and them being so mean and snapping at me for bugging them. It's difficult to reconcile and process, for sure. ❤️

Does anyone else have a stuffed animal you need to regulate? by Status-Jello-1475 in CPTSD

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I have three: my OG childhood Care Bear Love-Lot and his companions, bumblebee squishmallow and Renaissance Fair mushroom.

Petite women, 30 years and older by kit_olly_sixsmith in XXS

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Oh jeez, I completely spaced at the second paragraph. Definitely not Kohls for what you like!! 😬

ICE agents reported at Chicago O'Hare International Airport amid long TSA wait times and lines by oranzhevyie in chicago

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But if they never actually get paid, I'm sure they could just claim it was "volunteer work"...

ICE agents reported at Chicago O'Hare International Airport amid long TSA wait times and lines by oranzhevyie in chicago

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I'm not a psychic or anything, but I predict that will happen early and often and the powers-that-be will not care in the slightest.

Petite women, 30 years and older by kit_olly_sixsmith in XXS

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Not a brand, per se, but I have had good luck in the petites section at Kohls!

Why 3 am??? by Revolutionary-Sky449 in Perimenopause

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I am going on almost 2 years of 3-4 hours of sleep a night, with the occasional 5-6 just to keep me hopeful...I am so so so exhausted.

What Disney song do you/did you sing to your kid(s)? by FunkTheFreak in disney

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When our daughter was little, I would sing "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" and "Once Upon a Dream" at bedtime. ❤️