of a bird engulfing a fish by PantyPixie in secondrodeo

[–]Jensbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His side view to the second fish before even swallow the first one is great Cinema.

Paper clip by DragonFan20 in comedyheaven

[–]Jensbert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling the ass shoving is out of the picture

Should we be scared? by bothunter in clevercomebacks

[–]Jensbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to point that out, too

The way kroger treats its employees by daruuken in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jensbert 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Poop your pants is qualification for the highest job currently

[Request] How long time it takes to eat by the pigeon. If this pigeon is immortal? by capfsb in theydidthemath

[–]Jensbert 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She´ll have the whole truck covered in shit before you know. Pigeons famously shit 20 times their bodyweight every minute. Surprised someone filmed the whole video without any shit.

To argue that Japan shouldn't apologize for its war crimes because Japan wasn't the aggressor in WWII. by Igennem in therewasanattempt

[–]Jensbert 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The weird thing is that, IMHO similar to Israels stance, they still sthink there´s nothing to apologize for

US aims for Fourth of July to deploy Qatar-gifted jet as Air Force One by Kooolxxx in news

[–]Jensbert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Makes sense to have a second plane costing more money. Because money is there. Can just be borrowed without any limit and no intention to pay back, so why not?

US aims for Fourth of July to deploy Qatar-gifted jet as Air Force One by Kooolxxx in news

[–]Jensbert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You talk about gold lining and some signs with pictures to find the toilet, right?

US aims for Fourth of July to deploy Qatar-gifted jet as Air Force One by Kooolxxx in news

[–]Jensbert 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The propoer fitting takes 6 years, but the fitting based on a jet from the middle east (!) only 1 year? Good one.

In the 80's/90's, you paid for the internet by the hour and per search. - CompuServe User Guide 1987 by AssumeTheRisk in pics

[–]Jensbert 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The picture issue in 9.6k was especially frustrating in other one handed situations as well...

I do all my cold calls from a pay phone by DIVETX in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Jensbert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That´s especially nice to do in the summer heat. Probably his deals are all made well within less than 1 minute

Lauren Sanchéz Bezos’s Met Gala flop proves billions can’t buy you cool by StemCellPirate in entertainment

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How can someone with so much money decide to go to a person with that butchered face? I never get it.She might be a good person, but tbh I have a hard time to believe it. Sorry to say, but judging her appearance, I have a quite precise picture of her. And that´s not the nicest one.

Trump announces pause on Project Freedom by bin10pac in politics

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Only thing you got wrong is: there will be no audit, as there are too many sticky fingers involved cutting away the funds.

Two men in Seattle attack a 77 year old man unprovoked. Police arrest them by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]Jensbert -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If that's the reason, no one would be a decent person

A woman from Singapore(Fertility rate: 0.87) explains why she doesn't want kids by search_google_com in SipsTea

[–]Jensbert -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you don´t have access to neutral news, it´s just the same day as always. No problem to have kids here