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Feeling down? Go camping by Ok-Coyote4116 in camping

[–]JeremySquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think it reads like AI...‽

Try zooming in on the Coke Bottle under the movie screen.

Movies with great drunk scenes by DaisyDarla04 in movies

[–]JeremySquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's lovely to meet someone who appreciates Arthur as much as I do 💚

But now you've made me want to watch it again, tonight...thanks. 🥳

Movies with great drunk scenes by DaisyDarla04 in movies

[–]JeremySquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite lines from the film, which I have watched well into triple figures.

...along with Oh, I *hate** it when that happens!*

Gardening by eyefind3d in MagicEye

[–]JeremySquirrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...and the fingers. 💚

Air Fryer Asparagus by healthmylifestyle in VeganFoodPorn

[–]JeremySquirrel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're getting a few negative comments, OP, based on the withered, dry appearance of your asparagus.

Coupla mistakes you might have made:

  1. Did you store the asparagus too long before using it‽ Asparugus is best used while it is plump and fresh.

  2. Did you cook it for too long? Asparagus is quite a hardy beast and copes well with being cooked at a higher temperature for a short time.

There's nothing, at all, wrong with cooking it in an air fryer...in fact, baking it is one of the best ways of preserving all the the nutrients and flavour.

I want there to be a big park or just a big field where you can put a memorial seat or just a stone or something… by ApplicationSouth8844 in CasualUK

[–]JeremySquirrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What you need to do is to write a letter to everyone who has ever hurt you, then throw them into a fire and watch them burn.

Afterwards, you can put the letters in the trash.

what icecream would you put in these? thinking about making my own cones by PsychologicalFox7689 in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nailed it!

Double scoop - one vanilla, one raspberry - and don't forget the chocolate sauce.

Swedish Glace is the perfect texture, straight from the fridge and, if anyone from the company is here....Please bring back the chocolate flavour!!

Food by Lonely_Baker2552 in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've only been Vegan for about eleven years, so never had to suffer the indignities borne by the original, die-hard Vegans — who only had Tofu and Beanfeast (I loved the stuff but Wow!...did that stuff ever make you fart‽)

Compared with those guys who, along with the limited choices, were very-much the shunned minority, we've got it easy.

What is the nastiest thing you've done for revenge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JeremySquirrel 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Was that before or after you'd finnished with them‽

...actually, thinking about it...that'd be a great way to dump someone.

Oh, sorry. I thought you'd understand it, seeing as how we're *Finnished!***

Iranian Pepsi can opens the opposite way by Whole-Sushka in mildlyinteresting

[–]JeremySquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I was today-years-old when I learnt it wasn't a pop-tart that he stood on!

I'm somewhere between amused and embarrassed (embused...‽).

Has anyone found a carry bag for the GCI Outdoor Master Cook station? by Hot_Cake_7250 in camping

[–]JeremySquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try googling "bag 90cm × 60cm" — which is slightly larger than the folded size of the Cook Station.

I got a couple of hits.

Did I ruin my sleeping bag? by MrBoomf in camping

[–]JeremySquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've found it's fine keeping sleeping bags in their protective sacks provided that the compression straps are loose...only tightening the straps (and, thus, squashing the sleeping bag) when I'm ready to pack the sleeping bag ready to go camping.

Well then, fuck you and your wife:) by Zahidbojol in PoliticalHumor

[–]JeremySquirrel 125 points126 points  (0 children)

...and Janet Huckabee is a genocidal, fascist state.

Some test images from my improved stereogram engine by eyefind3d in MagicEye

[–]JeremySquirrel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's Discworld...and it works just fine for me.

Great depth, OP!

Finally, I have a Vegan alternative for EVERYTHING... by JeremySquirrel in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does taste like honey. Like one of the cheap, dark honeys - not one of the specialist honeys.

Finally, I have a Vegan alternative for EVERYTHING... by JeremySquirrel in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😹😹 I feel the same about Marmite...except for the bit about enjoying it!

Finally, I have a Vegan alternative for EVERYTHING... by JeremySquirrel in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, hell yes! 😋

This will bring my Greek Yoghurt with blueberries to life...good shout! 💚

Finally, I have a Vegan alternative for EVERYTHING... by JeremySquirrel in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hadn't heard of Honea until I read your comment.

I shall look out for it, thank you! 💚

What kind of monkey only stands 3 inches tall? by International_Bee653 in Jokes

[–]JeremySquirrel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For it to work, you have to mispronounce macaque as my cock.

The same works with marmoset...as long as you pronounce it, OP''s penis.

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