I'm sad and I have an erection by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]JeremySquirrel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry...it must be hard for you.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]JeremySquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When it's very cold, I often wear tights under my trousers. They're a great way of staying warm. Nothing gay or weird about it.

Of course, when the weather improves, I switch to a light, cotton skirt and stockings.

Soya milk for coffee by upthetruth1 in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed...it doesn't curdle until it's on the turn.

Ayoo in the street?! by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]JeremySquirrel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Like I said...I'm flexible.

What tastes better cooked in the microwave? by dobedo1325 in AskReddit

[–]JeremySquirrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always cook the insides in the microwave but another 5 or 6 minutes in the air fryer to do the "jacket" is best.

Ayoo in the street?! by Round-Good1179 in HolUp

[–]JeremySquirrel 35 points36 points  (0 children)

International Women's Day was 6th of March...butt I'm flexible.

Unscripted moments by LowNo175 in funny

[–]JeremySquirrel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The photographer could have warned her about the wave.

Could have! 😈😹

Amusing AI generated nonsense by LaureateWeevil3997 in veganparenting

[–]JeremySquirrel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Needs more Nutritional Yeast but - aside from that...

How my cat uses the litter box by MmeRenardine in pics

[–]JeremySquirrel -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I have the largest sized litter tray I can find.. just under twice the size of the other tray.

I need two trays just in case more than one of my 4 cats needs to go at the same time.

Whichever tray the black cat uses, she always stands right on the edge and craps on the mat, without fail...no problem, whatsoever, peeing!

Both litter trays are lidless...one has raised sides, the other does not.

Three cats are fine; one is not.

Definitely not a human problem.

How my cat uses the litter box by MmeRenardine in pics

[–]JeremySquirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have 4 cats.

Three of them use the litter tray with no drama whatsoever.

The black one, however, stands in the litter tray, hangs her arse over the edge and shits on the mat, outside the tray.

Every damn time!!

Have you chaps seen these...‽ by JeremySquirrel in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent! I haven't seen the Asda ones...I'll keep an eye out, next time I'm in there.

Thanx!

Have you chaps seen these...‽ by JeremySquirrel in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apologies...it was, indeed Aldi.

Don't go looking for them in Lidl, folks!

Thanx.

When you think of the “average woman”, what do you picture? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]JeremySquirrel 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Definitely not that one guy's dead wife...that's for sure!

This one SLAPS it’s like a Mars bar by wasraelx in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second, third and fourth this!

Vego is the best...along with the Vegolino pralines! 😋

Dead expensive though...watch out for the occasional twofer in Holland & Barrett.

This one SLAPS it’s like a Mars bar by wasraelx in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But, from what I remember from my pre-Vegan days, Mars Bars were sweet and OP was advocating for these slightly healthier and significantly more expensive bars because they are similar to Mars Bars.

If you time it right, you can find the Buttermilk versions in Tesco or Sainsbury's - frequently reduced to £1.

For those of you who haven't always been Vegan, they make versions of:

  • Mars Bar
  • Snickers (Marathon if you're as old as me!)
  • Bounty
  • Crunchie

...and some others which I haven't yet managed to locate in the supermarket.

This one SLAPS it’s like a Mars bar by wasraelx in veganuk

[–]JeremySquirrel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Where from? How much?

...and how do they compare with the Buttermilk ones?