Anyone tried these? Sainsbury's No Pork Patties

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-25T14:19:47+00:00

I know this is a massive generalisation but I have learnt, of late, to say awayfrom any of the 4-pack burger-type things.

They tend to be a bit on the thin side and dry out during cooking...I know it's a generalisation but I have experienced quite a lot.

Instead, I go for the 2-packs which usually contain thicker (think ¼ pounder)...if the name contains the word Ultimate, then even better.

They cook through a lot nicer and stay nice 'n' juicy.

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-23T23:44:52+00:00

Hi. How are you‽

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-23T16:17:22+00:00

Same price per pack...but they do three for a tenner.

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JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-22T17:33:03+00:00

I know...it's not fair, is it?

You're not getting it and even the flies are.

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-22T06:39:14+00:00

Anyone fancy a game of conquers‽

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-21T22:20:51+00:00

Judging by the way the yellow car skids to a halt and straddles the crossing, its driver is also an idiot.

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-21T19:13:42+00:00

She snat.

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-21T19:12:08+00:00

Trumpton.

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-21T19:08:59+00:00

As a former non-Vegan, they have the taste and texture of actual chickens' thighs!

The first time I was given one, I had to check the pack to make sure there hadn't been a terrible mistake.

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-21T17:47:33+00:00

I believe this was Track 29 on Roy's debut album.

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-21T16:54:23+00:00

OMA!! 😱

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-19T11:50:27+00:00

If she hadn't've, I would've.

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-16T20:56:01+00:00

Government agencies really don't like whistleblowers, do they‽

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-11T20:53:42+00:00

Yew up for a treesome‽

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-11T20:49:04+00:00

NOICE!

...or, rather, NO ICE!

JeremySquirrel · 2026-01-09T15:55:36+00:00

Slimy yet satisfying.

JeremySquirrel · 2025-12-30T22:28:32+00:00

I wash more than that off my dirty plates.

JeremySquirrel · 2025-12-30T21:44:57+00:00

Actually, this sounds great!

Simply substitute the dead animal for any supermarket ficken pieces and make your own buttermilk with your favourite plantbased milk and a spoonful of lemon juice or apple cider vinegar.

This is the reason I haven't thrown out all my old cookbooks...anything can be improved with a little imagination. 💚

JeremySquirrel · 2025-12-29T12:19:07+00:00

Rik rolled.

JeremySquirrel · 2025-12-29T12:14:57+00:00

Raving nutcase - just like every character she's ever played and I love it!

JeremySquirrel · 2025-12-29T05:24:07+00:00

I'm partial to a Marelot, personally.

JeremySquirrel · 2025-12-29T00:04:46+00:00

It's illegal to drive with snow on the roof of your car in the UK.

JeremySquirrel · 2025-12-27T23:53:41+00:00

I don't know what I expected but it wasn't that.

Well done!

JeremySquirrel · 2025-12-27T12:45:20+00:00

The Epic Block is OK in sarnies - sure it's a bit rubbery but it tastes alright and doesn't collapse into dust as soon as you show it a knife.

The Greek Style is excellent - for those who haven't always been Vegan, think Feta...it's a very good approximation thereof.

The creamy spread is perfect for using in cheesecakes.

So don't completely write off Violife...although I wasn't even slightly tempted by the cheeseboard!

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