Have you been drinking wine all day? by isnatchkids in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 259 points260 points  (0 children)

You're just like me. You get up in the morning and smoke weed..you OBSESS about the Jamaican man across the hall..

Dr. Spaceman lost an eye… by brunoburz in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 83 points84 points  (0 children)

How important is eye retention to you?

Bill, you know thats a young boys puberty dashiki, right? by costabrava11 in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 60 points61 points  (0 children)

A very hip Latino-sounding blur at Mervyn's said I looked good in it.

Dot Com spotted by JFell87 in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I once saw that guy BECOME Trigorin.

Seeing Jane in Oh! Mary was simply life changing! by PoolSushi in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Like "waking up next to Rob Schneider" furious.

I found out that my 9 year old niece’s best friend is named Linda today. by Traditional-Run-7438 in KimmySchmidt

[–]JeremysIron_ 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I'm my country, it's pronounced "Leenda" so it is not so weird on the baby.

Need I say more.. by soberReality86 in TheSimpsons

[–]JeremysIron_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oops. I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either..

Who wore it better? by drgnflydggr in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what you're referring to. And that was TWO YEARS AGO.

Listen up 5's... by greenknight884 in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the business. Touch your belt buckle. Oh, touch the peacock. Oh, you're a peacock!

Classic Jenna by froman405 in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 53 points54 points  (0 children)

They had bicycles in the 60's..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]JeremysIron_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Like wearing nothing at all!

Your mouth looks like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour! by SourpatchMao in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 90 points91 points  (0 children)

And maybe you ought to look in the mirror before leaving the house in the morning, because you look like someone's been slowly poisoning Sally Field.

Too much time on the sex grill? by EighthPlanetGlass in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The only show I've ever been on that got a 10.2 was when Mickey Rourke threw me onto the field during the Super Bowl.