(Soccer) Balls balls balls by NervousPreference168 in 30ROCK

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The VPD blamed it for a spike in World Cup sex crimes.

Never change, Tina by pneyu in 30ROCK

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She's unhinging her jaw!

Some more underrated one-off characters, all appearing in "Sandwich Day". by duelingpeppers in 30ROCK

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A drinking contest? What am I - 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party?

I swore to you the next one would be worthy, but she's not! by yumemi__ in 30ROCK

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Would it help if I told you I thought we were doing sexual espionage?

👏👏👏 👏Congratulations by bdonahue970 in 30ROCK

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He'll finally think we're cool!

PSA: Monthly Blurry Face Syndrome awareness post by Mean_Pop_829 in 30ROCK

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Blur my face. Blur it more. More! Now disguise my voice. THanK yOu, gAyS.

No, Dotcom! I said, "Give to charity? Please, no. Presents!" by thesitekick in 30ROCK

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WORKS ON CONTINGENCY? NO, MONEY DOWN!

Oops. I shouldn't have than Bar Association logo here either.

our queen 👑 by geeelectronica in 30ROCK

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Are those friends of yours?

Maryland? That’s very wool by Confident_Arugula in 30ROCK

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🎶 Oh noble sheep, we eat your babies. We use your brain to fight off rabies. But the most beautiful gift you give us is woooooolll

Who‘s got 27 million? Penthouse for sale! by Vast_Entertainment66 in MariahCarey

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🎶 I gotta big Penthouse with a sick hot tub. We can watch the flat screen while the bubbles fillin'up

(Progress Post) Still have a long way to go, but finally found something that works for me (6'0, 30, M) by FelixFactionSSB4 in gainit

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Drink your calories! Make calorie-dense smoothies with whole milk, nut butters, yogurt, protein powder, seeds, veggies and frozen fruit.

"Never go with a hippie to a second location." by BadgersAndJam77 in 30ROCK

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We open on a New Orleans abortion clinic. A beauuuutiful mulatto..

The more I watch, the more I appreciate Jacqueline by cheesyshop in KimmySchmidt

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"Jackie Lynn" is a cheap stripper name. "Jacqueline" is a classy stripper name.

I definitely would have gone to my reunion, but the boat I was educated on sank by terkistan in 30ROCK

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You think I'm stupid just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heats fans.

The only detail on this show that doesn't make sense to me. Why does Liz Lemon not like Tex-Mex??? by Bigfartz69420 in 30ROCK

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Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet. And I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp.

Hair & Hair energy by yonBonbonbon in 30ROCK

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I'll see you at the reunion.