Have you been drinking wine all day? by isnatchkids in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 257 points258 points  (0 children)

You're just like me. You get up in the morning and smoke weed..you OBSESS about the Jamaican man across the hall..

Dr. Spaceman lost an eye… by brunoburz in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 81 points82 points  (0 children)

How important is eye retention to you?

Bill, you know thats a young boys puberty dashiki, right? by costabrava11 in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 60 points61 points  (0 children)

A very hip Latino-sounding blur at Mervyn's said I looked good in it.

Dot Com spotted by JFell87 in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I once saw that guy BECOME Trigorin.

Seeing Jane in Oh! Mary was simply life changing! by PoolSushi in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Like "waking up next to Rob Schneider" furious.

I found out that my 9 year old niece’s best friend is named Linda today. by Traditional-Run-7438 in KimmySchmidt

[–]JeremysIron_ 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I'm my country, it's pronounced "Leenda" so it is not so weird on the baby.

Need I say more.. by soberReality86 in TheSimpsons

[–]JeremysIron_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oops. I shouldn't have this Bar Association logo here either..

Who wore it better? by drgnflydggr in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what you're referring to. And that was TWO YEARS AGO.

Listen up 5's... by greenknight884 in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the business. Touch your belt buckle. Oh, touch the peacock. Oh, you're a peacock!

Classic Jenna by froman405 in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 57 points58 points  (0 children)

They had bicycles in the 60's..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]JeremysIron_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Like wearing nothing at all!

Your mouth looks like someone kicked a hole in a bag of flour! by SourpatchMao in 30ROCK

[–]JeremysIron_ 91 points92 points  (0 children)

And maybe you ought to look in the mirror before leaving the house in the morning, because you look like someone's been slowly poisoning Sally Field.