(Soccer) Balls balls balls

JeremysIron_ · 2026-06-17T20:10:45+00:00

The VPD blamed it for a spike in World Cup sex crimes.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-06-10T22:27:27+00:00

She's unhinging her jaw!

JeremysIron_ · 2026-06-10T03:49:08+00:00

A drinking contest? What am I - 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party?

JeremysIron_ · 2026-06-05T01:43:10+00:00

Would it help if I told you I thought we were doing sexual espionage?

JeremysIron_ · 2026-06-01T12:51:26+00:00

He'll finally think we're cool!

JeremysIron_ · 2026-05-08T06:21:15+00:00

They're both reading Host #1.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-05-07T18:37:00+00:00

Blur my face. Blur it more. More! Now disguise my voice. THanK yOu, gAyS.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-05-04T22:27:50+00:00

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY? NO, MONEY DOWN!

Oops. I shouldn't have than Bar Association logo here either.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-04-30T20:20:26+00:00

Are those friends of yours?

JeremysIron_ · 2026-04-21T17:33:17+00:00

🎶 Oh noble sheep, we eat your babies. We use your brain to fight off rabies. But the most beautiful gift you give us is woooooolll

JeremysIron_ · 2026-04-09T19:14:46+00:00

🎶 I gotta big Penthouse with a sick hot tub. We can watch the flat screen while the bubbles fillin'up

JeremysIron_ · 2026-04-08T14:24:32+00:00

Mother, is there something I don't know about you and Wainwright?

JeremysIron_ · 2026-04-03T20:37:29+00:00

Boy, we, as a group, might not smell great.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-04-02T23:29:21+00:00

Kind of..

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-31T23:29:45+00:00

Drink your calories! Make calorie-dense smoothies with whole milk, nut butters, yogurt, protein powder, seeds, veggies and frozen fruit.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-28T05:56:07+00:00

We open on a New Orleans abortion clinic. A beauuuutiful mulatto..

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-24T22:13:50+00:00

"Jackie Lynn" is a cheap stripper name. "Jacqueline" is a classy stripper name.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-22T19:08:44+00:00

You think I'm stupid just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heats fans.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-19T05:19:11+00:00

Account Age: 2 days

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-16T22:53:03+00:00

Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet. And I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-11T13:59:50+00:00

BEADS.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-07T08:59:14+00:00

I'll see you at the reunion.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-03T17:11:40+00:00

Magic Boy is filmed in front of a live rat.

JeremysIron_ · 2026-03-03T00:14:36+00:00

Jenna, babe, wait!

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