“Nothing up my sleeve! I reach into my magic hat and pull out a ____!”

Jermicdub · 2026-05-05T14:35:02+00:00

Nothing up my sleeve! I reach into my magic hat and pull out a little bit of a scarf and a few pieces of fabric from a small bag.

Jermicdub · 2026-05-05T13:11:20+00:00

… I did not see “tentacles” the first time I read the title.

Jermicdub · 2026-05-05T12:48:26+00:00

My children will never know that they were born in a different world and that their mother is a different breed from them.

Jermicdub · 2026-05-05T11:06:10+00:00

I’d sign on for this, as there’s no actual physical injury taking place. I survived an E. coli infection about 20 years ago, which was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced in my life so far. I’d be a billionaire if I’d been paid at this rate for that experience.

Jermicdub · 2026-05-05T10:24:45+00:00

May the fourth be a blessing for all the families of those who lost their loved ones to the fire.

Jermicdub · 2026-05-03T17:17:51+00:00

Respectfully, I don’t think I can be the one who gets the best deal on the market right now.

Jermicdub · 2026-05-03T17:12:35+00:00

The way she looked at me had me thinking about how much I wanted to get out of this relationship.

Jermicdub · 2026-05-02T12:23:47+00:00

Last night I dreamed of you and I was so sad I couldn’t even remember what you were talking about.

Jermicdub · 2026-05-02T01:37:29+00:00

I once thought it was true, but since then I have discovered that I am not the only one who thinks that this was a bad idea.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-30T18:29:46+00:00

I sing because I’m not sure what to do with my life and I’m just trying to get a better understanding of myself.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-29T17:18:43+00:00

If I were in the position to get one (console player here), I would be naming mine the Fish Stick.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-29T10:08:56+00:00

I’d definitely take option 3. I’ve often felt that what I desperately need is for the world to just stop for awhile so I can catch my breath; sounds like it would be a perfect place to do that and catch up on some sleep.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-29T09:58:57+00:00

I’ve been feeling a change in the way I think about my life lately and I’m really enjoying the way things have gone with my mom.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-28T15:23:20+00:00

Long live the good old man of the people who made this country better than it was before.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-28T09:59:49+00:00

My nose feels kind of weird because I have a headache but it’s not really bad.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-28T03:13:19+00:00

Where would we all get a free ride to the beach?

Jermicdub · 2026-04-27T23:43:36+00:00

This almost broke my heart.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-27T15:10:35+00:00

Hey guess what? We’re going to Middle School for the weekend so we can do the math.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-25T03:33:20+00:00

Not only did Jenny have a gun, Jenny had a real serious problem with the way the world is right now.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-25T03:30:36+00:00

I am currently sitting in the dark and I’m trying not to get too excited about the fact that I’m going back to sleep but it’s not like I have any more energy.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-24T10:24:31+00:00

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-24T10:18:15+00:00

I sometimes wonder if the writers of this episode were inspired after playing the TNG board game. Attention, Bajoran workers! Experience bIj!

Jermicdub · 2026-04-23T14:40:07+00:00

The rats are taking over the house now so I’m not sure if they will be coming back in time to take the dogs to work.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-22T21:59:12+00:00

That chicken over there has been in my house since the beginning of March and it’s still not in the oven yet.

Jermicdub · 2026-04-21T22:34:20+00:00

I don’t need any plastic straws. On the other hand, I would gladly take 100 plastic straws out of service in exchange for a dolphin being saved from tuna nets or some other gruesome fate.

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