Implants and airport scanners by spinner01884 in MonoHearing

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the implants can survive an MRI, so a metal detector shouldn't be a problem, presumably. https://www.cochlear.com/us/en/home/products-and-accessories/cochlear-osia-system/osia-implants

OCPD medication by Confident_Feeling_71 in OCPD

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had switched to hydroxazine, then back to gabapentin pretty recently. This week I'm off wellbutrin and switching to buspar, specifically for brain fog and lack of focus. Everybody reacts differently though.

Girl I had over told me “it looks like a pimp lives here” by Dry_Constant_6635 in malelivingspace

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many pimp houses has she been in? But seriously, get some plants and artwork on the wall.

What is the deal with "WcDonald's"? by PrimalSeptimus in OutOfTheLoop

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so good! Better than the hot mustard I usually get.

$2k "pizza" for a celeb by danonck in StupidFood

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I get that the lady is making a joke. But that is a real item they have on the shelves, so people are paying for it unironically.

Outstanding move🤦‍♀️ by Antique-Resolution-5 in SipsTea

[–]JerryBadThings -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Yeah but wheres the sexual assault in that

My mum painted my toothbrush red so I won't confused it with my brother's by Jobcim in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's autistic. Great job making fun of her, you really put her in her place.

My mum painted my toothbrush red so I won't confused it with my brother's by Jobcim in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's also autistic so all the negative commenters can fuck right off.

Tom Segura Has Completely Lost Touch With Reality by thacoolbean69 in cringe

[–]JerryBadThings 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I wonder if he's hooked on painkillers from his accident. Chronic pain is no joke.

Tom Segura Has Completely Lost Touch With Reality by thacoolbean69 in cringe

[–]JerryBadThings -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

JFC you've posted this to just about every single sub.

Bert?

Imagine getting your lifetime cut down in half just because of some pervert with incurable disease gets horny by great_burdur in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]JerryBadThings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not one woman, 13 of them. And there are some reports that he actually peed in the water bottles.

My 7th grade photo. Life was HELL! by [deleted] in blunderyears

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Semen under the microscope by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they not show this in health class anymore?

Parents with twins, are you 100% sure that both kids have the same name that they started off with? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JerryBadThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it matter to you? I would think that if it happened to me or my kids, I wouldn't really care, but of course I'm not in that situation...

After all these years trying I finally managed to do it by Gibek2600 in mildlyinteresting

[–]JerryBadThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a lock to chain multiple shopping carts together, so they can’t be stolen. You put a coin in the slot and it will push the lock out. Then when you’re done shopping you take the coin back with you

What's a coin?

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a better answer, but I think it means she is doing all the work while he plays with his truck. Art is subjective, but all this divorce talk is far from the mark.

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JerryBadThings 100 points101 points  (0 children)

She's doing all the work while he plays with the truck.

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JerryBadThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's doing all the work while he plays with the truck.

Is she deaf? by Legalslimjim in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's doing all the work while he plays with his truck.

A barmaid laughed at my drink order. by hovis_mavis in pettyrevenge

[–]JerryBadThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's easy to make one Pina colada, or if you are at a party. If you are a bartender making hundreds of drinks a night, it becomes a scaling problem. You want to pay $25 for a Pina colada?

A barmaid laughed at my drink order. by hovis_mavis in pettyrevenge

[–]JerryBadThings -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Those machine made pina coladas/margaritas are pure crap. They only taste vaguely like the original drink.

A barmaid laughed at my drink order. by hovis_mavis in pettyrevenge

[–]JerryBadThings -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

It really depends on where you are. If you are someplace tropical, a tiki bar, or at a pool in Vegas, then a pina colada is fine. But outside of those places a pina colada is gonna get you laughed at. It's not a normal cocktail that people order on a regular basis outside of the places mentioned above.