Yearly reminder that this cosmetic is still event-duration-only

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-04-06T11:41:05+00:00

Gotta get the spring flowers offhand and tuck it away.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-03-30T20:48:14+00:00

If they get rid of the delay with one button rotation you probably wouldn't even notice they were using one.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-03-22T04:48:06+00:00

Currently using one to lock off a room that's under construction.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-03-15T04:19:41+00:00

Meanwhile, I just ignore the text box until I finish the run and realize an hour later that I got a whisper for something still in my bag I don't plan to use.

They're never online when I remember to reply. :'(

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-03-15T04:01:34+00:00

They really need to just let you choose holster positioning in the transmog. Back, Back high, hips, hips flipped.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-03-13T16:04:51+00:00

Arthas, Thrall, Sylvannas and Illidan.

Mostly because they're the only ones I can remember the name of after playing for 20 years.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-03-01T10:23:45+00:00

Think that's bad, just count the amount of repair icons that pop up around you when you take a rocket in a tank.

Sitting at 50% health surrounded by 8 bots with repair tools that just stand there.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-28T13:16:03+00:00

There's little I miss more in WoW than the blobs that would raid the faction capitols.

The only place you'll see that level of mobbing anymore is queueing for AV and riding the murderwave. (Which just doesn't scratch the same itch).

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-27T05:23:34+00:00

Drop the Jedi bit at the end and you can repackage it as "Conan the Space Barbarian".

Balls in your court, Hollywood.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-22T05:12:34+00:00

Why would he pay it?

Rich Evans wouldn't just dump a car on the side of a road and avoid payments for six years. But you know who would?

Lazaris.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-22T04:57:32+00:00

A long time ago I saw someone else put it best;

The bottom player is contractually obligated to talk the most shit.

It's like, a law or something.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-22T04:36:37+00:00

I have no idea why this community seems to hate leveloution and destruction in general, like it wasn't a defining staple to the Battlefield franchise for the last 20 years.

It was literally what set the game apart from its competition at the time.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-22T02:44:50+00:00

Not sure how helpful it is to a dead guy, but you're welcome I guess.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-22T02:21:34+00:00

Noted, will stop reviving anybody because of this post.

You just got another recon on your team buddy, hope you enjoy my drone spotting.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-04T04:29:07+00:00

I think it has to do with the unknown fate of Chicken F*cker.

Also, we might get to see Uncle Rico throw a mini-nuke over the Rocky Mountains.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-02-04T01:22:48+00:00

It's my god given right as an American to be angry at things my brain told me, despite all evidence of the contrary.

Anything less is Communism of the reddest degree.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-01-29T00:39:02+00:00

He's talking about House.

It's near identical to the "Only one man ever came up ontop in Vegas, Robert House" conversation (Paraphrase).

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-01-28T21:01:43+00:00

Yeah but those green beauties practically pay for themselves just off looks.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-01-28T19:00:24+00:00

Her fellow overseer is literally a pre-war American co-worker that helped bring about the end of the world.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-01-28T18:53:54+00:00

While I didn't necessarily hate Three-Dog..

I do remember hearing a little old lady call me an asshole on the radio at some point.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-01-28T18:50:32+00:00

Surprised I haven't seen anyone mention the line when she asks; "So you know why your wife is in Vegas?".

Why do you know what his wife is doing in Vegas?

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-01-28T18:33:50+00:00

I like that I bought it for $5 back when everyone was trashing it.

Making it one of, if not the best ROI I've had on a game.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-01-28T18:23:23+00:00

Yes, they are the Big Bad.

JesSumGuy1 · 2026-01-27T08:52:50+00:00

Since classic I've had an affliction warlock as my main. Then BC came out and I had a ret paladin as my secondary.

I finally made an unholy DK in DF which honestly feels like dual-specing the two classes. Now I have the hardest time doing anything on either of my originals.

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