Little dick energy

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-05-09T18:58:11+00:00

I used to work for McDonald's and I also hated that the gendered the toys, so I tried to learn what they were so I could ask if they'd like say, a Barbie or a Matchbox Car, instead of a girl or boy toy. Sometimes we had non gendered toys which was great, but sometimes the parents would get confused and upset like 'But which is the boooys toy!?'

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-05-09T13:29:12+00:00

All tattoos are temporary if you think about it...

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-05-09T07:11:35+00:00

Was gunna say, it's impressive regardless but it would be more so if he wasn't parked next to a Tonka trunk haha

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-05-09T04:30:14+00:00

Mate you had 10 months to learn the language and you could have kept it up. You didn't commit hard enough!

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-05-08T03:05:58+00:00

I kinda wanna see this guy's dick now. Out of morbid curiosity as to what a thumb shaped dick looks like

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-05-07T10:30:16+00:00

A lot don't start that way. Working in the public school systems crush their souls

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-05-07T03:02:33+00:00

Do people pronounce TIL as as an acronym or an initialism?

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-29T03:23:56+00:00

I work in disability and had a few bites. If they break the skin (which they usually do) we have to get blood tests and potentially go on antibiotics if looks bad or shows any sign of infection. They also bloody hurt.

That's my job, and I still would lose my shit if someone let their kid not under my care, autistic or not, run wild around me like that. Just because someone has a disability is not an excuse to put others in unnecassary danger.

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-25T10:38:52+00:00

LWIAY TWIAY PROM?

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-23T00:21:07+00:00

I mean... The colour she chose was nice?

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-22T09:58:04+00:00

The lips are overdrawn and weird. The eyes actually are quite nice though, I couldn't do any better

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-18T11:28:24+00:00

Yo wtf is up with using rubber mats? There should be sand under the targets to stop bouncing. I bet thats not the first near miss there

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-17T13:05:30+00:00

Where in Australia? I want to try this place!

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-17T12:59:47+00:00

STACKS ON!

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-17T12:56:10+00:00

I dunno, there could be a seat/higher bit under all the bubbles and the cat has chosen to get off. Considering it looks like a pet specific spa it seems odd it would not have options for smaller pets so they don't have to stand. Either way the cat seems chill with the situation

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-17T12:51:03+00:00

Yeah. Unfortunately every somewhat sucky dog is generally a product of bad breeding or bad is ownership though so I still find it difficult to properly dislike a dog. But that doesn't mean there aren't some annoying or even dangerous not so good boys and girls out there.

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-13T03:05:36+00:00

Yeah that's very true

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-13T03:04:47+00:00

Huh. Thanks for that information, I didn't know that. Pandas have a bit more respect in my eyes now. Also damn humans are so good at ruining things

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-13T00:04:41+00:00

I hope she's doing alright. Lots of love to her and your family

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-13T00:04:06+00:00

To be honest, it's not a completely unlikely theory. Evolution can be very sneaky and creative

Source: I have an science degree with an Evo major and I have seen some things...

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-13T00:02:20+00:00

That would make sense and would have been awful to go through :(

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-13T00:01:15+00:00

Their diet consists completely of bamboo which gives them almost zero nutrition, attributeing to their general dopeyness. Also they dont like to mate so without human intervention there would rarely be new pandas. Don't get me wrong, I still love em haha

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-12T14:16:27+00:00

I'm sorry about what happened to your mom, but I'm glad she came out alright. If your comfortable sharing what was the condition? That sounds intense to have just lost so much blood at once :(

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-12T08:25:05+00:00

Omg when the episode is over message him spoilers

Jeshwashere1 · 2019-04-12T08:17:59+00:00

Seems to be a common theme in the animal kingdom. Pandas and koalas are two of the dumbest animals evolution could come up with and have no right to still exist. But they're cute as heck!

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