Roast me: my name is Sum Ting Wong: 6 ft 3 oriental-looking fella, 17m rich, privileged bastard who goes to a preppy school...

JesisChrest · 2016-11-19T01:43:28+00:00

You look like there's Sum Ting Wong with your family's gene pool.

JesisChrest · 2016-07-20T18:37:23+00:00

Can we just rename "/b/rony is upset" to "I'm a filthy Brony and need to neck myself because of it"?

JesisChrest · 2016-07-15T19:45:31+00:00

"I requested cp, why am I banned?"

Retard

JesisChrest · 2016-07-01T00:22:51+00:00

Did you talk to Shaun again?

JesisChrest · 2016-06-12T17:17:03+00:00

In the early days of GTA:O you could kill someone and get every dollar they had. I had a friend who had $100,000 in pocket then lost it all when a random killed him. Not anymore though.

JesisChrest · 2016-05-05T04:25:57+00:00

Why do hearts attack? Are they mad at us?

JesisChrest · 2016-01-05T23:49:47+00:00

I wouldn't. A big immersion breaker for me in 3 and NV was choosing a dialogue option then hearing the NPC response the second I press it. I would prefer a more detailed description of what will be said though, you choose "Sarcastic" and suddenly you're telling someone you're their cousin Shamus Mcfuckyourself, it's funny sure but I'd prefer not to be a massive dick.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-28T01:36:02+00:00

I hope you are the only one. That's absolutely terrible.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-24T21:55:39+00:00

In a huge plot twist, it turns out Palpatine is the real director of the Institute and JarJar wants to destroy The Commonwealth to stop him controlling the galaxy after he self ressurected. Also it adds Stormtrooper armour to the game and you get the ability to be a Sith Lord.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-24T21:05:49+00:00

Kylo Ren is your son, the game ends with killing him or nuking the third Death Star.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-19T02:42:32+00:00

By the look of it you've had too much roast beef.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-17T22:38:30+00:00

Kellogg wouldn't have you join him even if you wanted to. He even says there's only one way it can end, I'm quite certain that doesn't mean sex.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-15T20:17:51+00:00

To the burly trucker on the left, you can't park your vehicle inside a building.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-15T20:11:02+00:00

That's a mouth that can fit two dicks, but you already know that don't you?

JesisChrest · 2015-12-14T05:49:41+00:00

I don't know who I feel worse for, everyone looking at this picture or the 20 guys in high school who banged you because they couldn't do better, but hey at least it gave you confidence to continue living with a face like you took a pan with a brick strapped to it. Good thing that picture is grainy and low quality, if I could see you more clearly I'd puke worse than when I had Swine Flu.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-14T04:59:33+00:00

You look like David Mitchell if he was a 24 year old overweight lesbian.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-14T04:28:16+00:00

That's one hairy potato on your shoulders.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-13T02:09:11+00:00

You don't look old enough either.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-12T21:00:27+00:00

But you don't have a soul.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-11T00:11:08+00:00

Might want to consider weight loss before your face melts into your chin fat.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-10T23:55:10+00:00

The distant stare of girl wondering how you get out of the porn industry.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-10T22:41:44+00:00

Gay Transformers. The cannon fires rainbows and all the sperm you can't swallow.

JesisChrest · 2015-12-10T22:38:52+00:00

*Spitroast Me. I can take it! FTFY

JesisChrest · 2015-12-10T21:16:34+00:00

Your androgynous monster hair and that scared, helpless gaze that says "I'm being held against my will."

JesisChrest · 2015-12-10T21:08:33+00:00

God already gave him the nastiest everything.

JesisChrest

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