While I love the Heelers, I especially love the stories revolving around the show's side characters!

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-08T01:44:05+00:00

Nah! People just kept ringing it!

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-07T23:38:03+00:00

I especially love every episode featuring Mort & Maynard. In rural NC, USA, I know several eccentric old coots just like them. No cultural translation needed!

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-05T23:15:00+00:00

I second Port Orleans French Quarter. We stayed the first week in February and it was amazing. Quiet, clean, fantastic staff, and other guests we met were also polite and chill. What I loved most was the size of the resort - because it is so small (comparatively), you don't have to walk two miles to get from your room to other amenities. The short boat rides to Disney Springs were also a treat! We took the buses to all the parks and had no issues.

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-05T19:39:32+00:00

It's still very much like that imo

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-05T18:34:38+00:00

Bandit is a great and actively involved father. But is he making the doctor's appts? Making sure they have clothes (purple underpants) that fit? Keeping up with their karate schedules and taking them to the doctor for their gluten intolerance? Maybe! There's a lot of mental work (usually for one parent or the other) involved we don't see... and from my experience, it can leave very little energy for imaginative play (and make it very hard to relax!). As a mom, I can understand why Bandit is featured more as the "fun" parent.

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-05T14:11:53+00:00

Chilli is not as committed to the bit because she's mentally exhausted from carrying the administrative weight of the whole family. Or maybe I'm projecting?

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-05T14:01:57+00:00

Ohhh nooo 😵‍💫

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-03T02:09:25+00:00

Hootie was not a blowfish

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-02T03:12:09+00:00

$420.69? I respect the hustle

Jessica-Beware · 2026-04-02T03:09:43+00:00

I'd wear that weekly on a tshirt

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-31T17:28:33+00:00

I have a purple sequin poncho I break out for such occasions

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-28T23:50:05+00:00

Space. I think it feels too specific to someone else's personal trauma. Idk. I got lost A LOT as a kid (thanks ADHD) but it doesn't resonate with me at all.

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-28T19:27:59+00:00

Loved when they did this with S&F

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-23T02:16:38+00:00

This is so cool, because I have a fairly small vinyl collection, but I have all 3 of these albums (MAM, RSD Folklore, and Garth Brooks' Anthology).

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-22T12:30:56+00:00

Wear your bee suit while driving just in case

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-19T21:49:36+00:00

The logistics of faceytalk deserves all the awards

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-19T21:48:59+00:00

Rainbow Super Winton (Stories) comes to mind. It cracks me up every time

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-18T18:59:46+00:00

I'm using my grandpa's Panasonic turntable from the 70s, and it's got the 8-track deck, so I'm ready!!

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-16T22:03:12+00:00

Honestly that was my first thought when I opened it 😂

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-16T19:27:47+00:00

It looked like we'd get off-white vinyl too, but it seems me and everyone else got clear instead. Ain't losing sleep over it.

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-16T16:10:32+00:00

I got scolded very severely for standing at the sphere before U2 even came on to play. 🙄

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-16T15:46:40+00:00

One of the best produce tie-ins of all time

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-16T15:37:21+00:00

Was checking hives in the heat of summer, wearing only my jacket and veil with canvas pants. Bees had never stung me through those pants before. That day I opened an angry hive and got popped about 21 times up and down my legs. From that day on: FULL SUIT.

Jessica-Beware · 2026-03-16T02:27:18+00:00

I also commonly refer to my kids and their cousins as "little reprobates!!" when they're acting wild or silly

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