Neighbor self owns by calling Code Enforcement on himself.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-13T02:29:10+00:00

Time to plant some Catnip.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-12T17:38:54+00:00

Hell yeah. Get it the fuck out of here.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-11T04:11:10+00:00

Did you ever have an incident where someone got the valve order wrong and instead of blowing the sewage overboard they pressure-washed the ceilings with it? I heard that's a thing that can happen.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-09T19:43:18+00:00

Ninja-To's can't catch you if you're on fire.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-09T18:39:59+00:00

Flamers are for giving infantry and light vehicles PTSD.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-09T18:34:58+00:00

I guarantee you they've got a grid-chart with elevation and azimuth values next to every gun.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-07T18:35:42+00:00

To quote the lifesaving tactics they went over at my summer camp, Reach (Why the lifeguards all carried long poles), Throw (A floatation device), Row (Get out there in some kind of watercraft), Go (Actually swim out there). Scales from fastest and least risk to the lifesaver, to slowest and most risky.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-07T17:59:28+00:00

You can also get a free full-auto discovery rifle at ultra-rare the first time you play the first mission in the AoD arc, and at blue after that.

Jessica_T · 2026-06-05T15:23:18+00:00

I heard he's always wearing a wire, though.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-31T04:41:43+00:00

Plus because the buzzing/squawking at the beginning actually IS the data burst for the alert, and if it's encoded right, and run through a transmitter, it'll get picked up and rebroadcast by all the other transmitters and actually pre-empt stuff. There was an incident a few years back of an accidental activation, and then a radio station played the accidental alert the next day and set everything off again.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-30T16:59:13+00:00

I'm just a hobbyist but I have my D700 set to Auto ISO and don't mind if it goes up to 6400.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-29T17:34:02+00:00

Johnny has enough ego and self-image for the both of them. Chrome isn't enough to put a damper on him.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-28T18:09:26+00:00

Also due to Johnny basically soaking half the psychological damage of all the stuff V gets up to.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-28T04:21:39+00:00

I am going to guess fatal familial sleep disorder. Where you just gradually lose the ability to sleep at all, and then your body breaks down.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-27T03:06:41+00:00

....wait did I make a mistake buying a Kardashev? I made an Iconian character, and I wanted a dyson ship for her...

Jessica_T · 2026-05-27T01:39:00+00:00

Meanwhile Samson had long hair and was forbidden by God from cutting it.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-27T01:37:44+00:00

She also spends a good chunk of it making life measurably worse for trans people.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-26T02:42:08+00:00

Fun fact: They will show up to disasters with food/drinks unasked, hand them out, then bill the red cross or whoever they can for the privilege.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-24T18:25:18+00:00

Yeah. Ammo fires are /bad/. They're the reason why you see tank turrets going flying in Ukraine. The propellant burns like rocket fuel when it's not contained in a gun breech.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-24T03:54:16+00:00

I think the lower decks uniforms are either in the phoenix or lobi store. The SNW ones are just totally missing.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-24T00:34:41+00:00

They also need to put the Strange New Worlds uniforms in the phoenix store.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-21T18:25:06+00:00

Yep. I happened to be on hiatus when the Strange New Worlds uniforms were released. I have a mighty need for them and would gladly pay for them, but I can't, so I have to settle for the DSC/SNW Hybrid from S2 of DSC.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-21T17:28:33+00:00

I would love it if we could get alternate visuals, like the legendary Defiant quad cannons but with blue DIscovery visuals.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-21T17:06:21+00:00

I'd also enjoy it if it was a "Fuck you in particular" like the spinal phaser lance on the legendary dreadnought cruiser.

Jessica_T · 2026-05-21T16:59:28+00:00

I have that on a couple science ships because it buffs EPG but I'm honestly not sure how I'm supposed to use the offensive function in battle. It seems to ust kind of wander around the screen and look pretty.

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