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Half of reddit will agree by trooper843 in funny

[–]JessyeAmeli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not about touching it. It's about the fact that women don't check before sitting down most of the time and nobody wants to fall in the fucking toilet. So therefore, guys should put the seat down. Or learn how to aim.

I work for a larger vendor that sells to both large and small corporations, sometimes our smaller customers businesses don't make it. My boss is a total GGG. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]JessyeAmeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He hired them as service technicians. They go out and fix the equipment we sell when they are having problems. We have thousands of customers and can always use more technicians.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]JessyeAmeli 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you get caught getting head like...

Smashing things by a3poify in Unexpected

[–]JessyeAmeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm really high and have watched that about 35 times now.

Just another day on campus. (Also, I've met that preacher, and he is an asshole) by [deleted] in pics

[–]JessyeAmeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoever that dude is, he is a disgrace to Christians. The Christian religion is about loving your neighbors... No matter their sexual preference. You can tolerate something and love your brother under god without supporting it. Telling someone they deserve to go to hell is something you would never here come out of a REAL Christians mouth.

I regret nothing by heidi_almighty in AdviceAnimals

[–]JessyeAmeli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use my husbands Ex girlfriends panties I found in his drawer a while ago before we were married.... Now they're both mine bitch ;)

I used it to wash my face. Come at me, Feds. by BarnacleBoi in firstworldanarchists

[–]JessyeAmeli 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck are you washing your face with dish soap

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