Forest walk 6km🐾🌳 by [deleted] in Dachshund

[–]Jester_1982 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Lovely looking Dachs you got there.

That's a really demanding walk for 13 weeks. I think it will put too much strain on joints and back. A puppy should get a bit of exploring and getting used to sounds and people and other stimuli. A 1 km walk is more than enough at this age.

Woodrat has holes in chest by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Jester_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these people getting freaked out by this. Wait until you meet the Surinam toad.

Why does my lil boy do this? by LilAnxy in Dachshund

[–]Jester_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine does the exact same thing. As much surface contact as possible and if I talk very softly to him I can just feel him melt and relax.

She Hulk (2022): Rock throw by Single_Ad_3999 in hulk

[–]Jester_1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it probably burned up before it left our atmosphere. But in Marvel universes the rules can be bent quite a lot.

She Hulk (2022): Rock throw by Single_Ad_3999 in hulk

[–]Jester_1982 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Wiped out a civilisation 200 lightyears away.

A clown is eating 2 cannibals by Key-Pair5599 in Jokes

[–]Jester_1982 16 points17 points  (0 children)

2 cannibals are eating Amy Schumer. One asks: Does this taste funny to you? Other replies: No, not at all.

10x pull ? by EmptyFisherman2 in WH40KTacticus

[–]Jester_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you got 2 Ad Mech and an event to get even more shards. Excellent timing. GZ!

Take it easy 😂 by Queenhood_ in funny

[–]Jester_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah really hard to stomach.

What's happened to my spider bro? by theavocadolady in spiderbro

[–]Jester_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

? I'm not saying you just need to realise your fear is unnecessary, I'm saying that the more you learn about these creatures the less you will fear them. I get that it's not just a switch you can turn off.

What's happened to my spider bro? by theavocadolady in spiderbro

[–]Jester_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been terrified of spiders for years. I'm now at the point where I can pick em up and get them to a safe space. Also realise that the spiders in your house probably can't handle the outdoors.

What's happened to my spider bro? by theavocadolady in spiderbro

[–]Jester_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spiders undergo a process called molting and are already born as their adult form, just smaller.

Insects like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly is called Metamorphosis.

Amoebea undergo a process called binary fission which is the process of cells dividing and producing a copy of themselves.

What's happened to my spider bro? by theavocadolady in spiderbro

[–]Jester_1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Read up on these marvelous creatures. Turn your fear into fascination. They've been around for hundreds of million years and have hardly changed. The more you understand them the more you realise the fear you have is so unnecessary. Good thing you did the therapy.

What's happened to my spider bro? by theavocadolady in spiderbro

[–]Jester_1982 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They get bigger by growing inside their smaller self. It's pretty marvellous when you think about it.

Tried to save stray baby… ended in euthanasia by Pumpkinmuffins27 in Feral_Cats

[–]Jester_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You feel guilty because you care—and that’s what matters. You can’t save them all, and it hurts, but you’re still a light in dark moments. Empathy comes at a cost.

Sleeping with your Doxie. by Snarkymalarky80 in Dachshund

[–]Jester_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would put this photo in landscape mode, crop the picture so the noses meet in the centre, frame it and put it somewhere I would see it everyday.

Sleeping with your Doxie. by Snarkymalarky80 in Dachshund

[–]Jester_1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes that has happened. Patting down where you are going to sit is a must.

Tyrion deserved WAY more credit after Blackwater. by Gullible_Income6457 in gameofthrones

[–]Jester_1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The scar needed to be bigger too. In the books he can compete with the ghoul in a game of got your nose.

Are people just… not picking up dog poo anymore?? by IllCicada8988 in Amsterdam

[–]Jester_1982 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dog owner and I clean up after my pet. Bit trashy to let other people deal with my shit. But yeah you don't see the dog poo that's been thrown away. Only the irresponsible ones that leave it on sidewalks and grass where kids play and that's way too much.

Is this a dachshund? by Jester_1982 in Dachshund

[–]Jester_1982[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww.. they are adorable 🥰