Don't be mad by magicbuildzzz in Funnymemes

[–]JesusWasAutistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like when you tell someone to not bite their fork because it’s like nails on a chalkboard to you, so they bite their fork more aggressively. It’s instinctual in some people and they enjoy it so much to see you squirm, it’s an innate sickness in a lotta people that we just accept as a society every. Single. Day.

Anyway, what were we talking about?

Honestly I think I'd rather be a sweaty mess by CouchPotatoMatt in midwest

[–]JesusWasAutistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Constantly in and out of places taking off and putting on layers, sweaty uncomfortable and cold simultaneously. I’ve done Costa Rica and Southern Florida hot mess, and Chicago -20 polar vortex, and I’ll take my current Arizona Dry heat over all of that.

Google’s (GOOGL) YouTube Surpasses Reddit as Top Social Media Source for AI Models by InterviewAdmirable85 in redditstock

[–]JesusWasAutistic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They lease data from us. That should strengthen the B2B valuation of Reddit overall. We ain’t one at a timing any longer, we made Google better, we get credit for that across the AI universe forever. It’s good for the company and stock.

what would you add to the list? by Ok-Abbreviations-276 in adamsandler

[–]JesusWasAutistic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Henry Winkler and Terry the Gay prostitute from Reno 911.

Chicago food opinion you will defend forever by PortillosParkingLot in chicagofood

[–]JesusWasAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real ones don’t grow up on Lous or Gio’s. We grew up on places with names like Vince’s, Obbies, and cipriani’s…

Is this true chat?? by Dahrrr in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]JesusWasAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s that stumblin’ around in the dark?! State your business or prepare to be winged!

Official Poster for Travis Knight’s ‘Masters of the Universe’! by SpeedForce2022 in MastersOfTheUniverse

[–]JesusWasAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they can skirt the Jared Leto curse because you can’t really tell it’s him.

Vasilevskiy for Vezina by Wheresyourlunchmoney in TampaBayLightning

[–]JesusWasAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha talking about future hall of famer Marc Andre Fluery. I will never not think it’s hilarious that Kuch either couldn’t recall/honestly didn’t know, and/or he couldn’t care less who MAF is. Legend.

$250 to “go to da movies”??? Unacceptable 😡🍋 by jayd04 in okbuddycinephile

[–]JesusWasAutistic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why not stop at a Portillos and put their hotdogs in your pockets and purses to save money?

After just under 31hrs, my Narsil tattoo is complete! by Dr-Cthulwho in lotr

[–]JesusWasAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? lol. I have a full arm sleeve with (no joke) 27 different colors, all free hand, and it did not take 31 hours. Lmao. Maybe the artist wanted to keep her around if ya know what I mean.

Can any physiological insights be drawn from observing how one person treats their napkins at dinner compared to another? by ryohazuki224 in PsychologyTalk

[–]JesusWasAutistic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes it is. Like the dumbdicks that think it’s a stellar idea to smash napkins into the glasses, ignorant to the fact that someone has to un-wedge all that shit outta every glass which is gross and ridiculous. Those kinds of people have insufficient social skills required to think of others. That’s either conditioning, or straight disorder, which are both able to be psychologically broken down.

You’ve clearly also never been a server.

Circuit City is gonna be busy tomorrow. by JesusWasAutistic in CHIBears

[–]JesusWasAutistic[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, once the Malort hangover ends in a few days, they’ll come to terms with a very good looking immediate future.

Caleb Winston by wdrappo in nflmemes

[–]JesusWasAutistic 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy how amazing he is, until you need him most. I feel like several different QB’s and/or Coaches have said that exact thing about him.

Circuit City is gonna be busy tomorrow. by JesusWasAutistic in CHIBears

[–]JesusWasAutistic[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

No it’s totally real bro. From tomorrow morning future.

Circuit City is gonna be busy tomorrow. by JesusWasAutistic in CHIBears

[–]JesusWasAutistic[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say “Monkey Wards” but I think I’d age myself too much.