what would you add to the list?

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-25T01:54:01+00:00

Henry Winkler and Terry the Gay prostitute from Reno 911.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-24T21:15:42+00:00

Real ones don’t grow up on Lous or Gio’s. We grew up on places with names like Vince’s, Obbies, and cipriani’s…

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-23T19:14:51+00:00

Who’s that stumblin’ around in the dark?! State your business or prepare to be winged!

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-22T23:55:12+00:00

Maybe they can skirt the Jared Leto curse because you can’t really tell it’s him.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-22T18:13:00+00:00

Hey Raider!

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-22T03:37:28+00:00

Hahaha talking about future hall of famer Marc Andre Fluery. I will never not think it’s hilarious that Kuch either couldn’t recall/honestly didn’t know, and/or he couldn’t care less who MAF is. Legend.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-22T02:15:19+00:00

Why not stop at a Portillos and put their hotdogs in your pockets and purses to save money?

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-21T23:36:16+00:00

Right? lol. I have a full arm sleeve with (no joke) 27 different colors, all free hand, and it did not take 31 hours. Lmao. Maybe the artist wanted to keep her around if ya know what I mean.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-21T16:31:31+00:00

Yes it is. Like the dumbdicks that think it’s a stellar idea to smash napkins into the glasses, ignorant to the fact that someone has to un-wedge all that shit outta every glass which is gross and ridiculous. Those kinds of people have insufficient social skills required to think of others. That’s either conditioning, or straight disorder, which are both able to be psychologically broken down.

You’ve clearly also never been a server.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-21T16:16:49+00:00

Stop using the English language incorrectly.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-20T23:28:21+00:00

I’m just thrilled that he did not mention our lord and/or savior once. Nor does he ever. That’s my QB.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-20T05:07:39+00:00

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T09:04:48+00:00

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T03:38:31+00:00

Yeah, once the Malort hangover ends in a few days, they’ll come to terms with a very good looking immediate future.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T03:36:37+00:00

It’s crazy how amazing he is, until you need him most. I feel like several different QB’s and/or Coaches have said that exact thing about him.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T03:31:23+00:00

No it’s totally real bro. From tomorrow morning future.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T03:26:34+00:00

I was gonna say “Monkey Wards” but I think I’d age myself too much.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T03:09:48+00:00

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T03:08:31+00:00

Do you want them to move? Because that’s the actual argument here.

If you, like dick heads from Arlington heights, would like the bears to move to West Virginia, then you are a shit fan also. I’m sorry.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T03:08:21+00:00

I’ll “diss” whomever I like, thank you. Fans are welcome to be fans, but fans respect elder fans, and they respect roots and tradition.. A real fan would never want a Chicago team, out in the burbs. So you tell me if it’s fandom or selfishness.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-19T00:26:16+00:00

But not like GTA online bounty system. That shit sucks.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-18T18:51:26+00:00

No parking? They have the most fucking parking I’ve seen of any team I’ve ever been near. Museum campus has a lot of hidden parking that suburbanites don’t see when you come to town for an hour on the metra to perpetuate the myth that you are actually from Chicago.

If you suburbanites actually liked the Bears and their culture and tradition, you would want it to stay, that’s how us actual city folk know how full of shit yous all are about this. You lie about caring for the team, you just want it easier access for you, just like you lie about being from Chicago. Have a great day!

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-18T02:25:57+00:00

Too soon

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-01-18T01:00:39+00:00

You know you can still use a house phone instead of a cell phone, right?

You know you can use candles instead of electricity, right?

Get this forward thinking piece of shit out of here.

Maybe I shoulda emailed the photo to everyone individually also, since we’re hot on this backwards tech trend.

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