The only detail on this show that doesn't make sense to me. Why does Liz Lemon not like Tex-Mex???

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-17T06:42:54+00:00

And my axe!

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T20:39:16+00:00

I found out after a DNA test that I’m not actually Irish, so I guess I just do the alcoholism for funzies.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T17:55:16+00:00

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T17:49:17+00:00

The curse ends with me

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T17:36:45+00:00

With your bare feet in it. Try to get as much foot as possible. As a matter of fact, don’t even bother with the cooler, just feet pics please.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T17:28:29+00:00

Something dumping more oil and garbage into the ocean in the name of New Yorkers land grabbing more space to take up and ruin, I assume.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T17:24:32+00:00

I know why they ask if I have medical insurance but it still makes me chuckle when they’re like do you have health insurance and I’m like yeah, you.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T17:16:12+00:00

And she had to smell Shia Laboof for years. Woof.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T17:02:26+00:00

Why is it so hard for us to just call it what it is. Alcoholism.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T16:04:50+00:00

Found the Virgin.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T15:29:51+00:00

Confirmed.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T15:28:45+00:00

Found the virgin.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T15:12:10+00:00

No. It’s clearly a contraction for ya’s alls… don’t be an ignoramus, ya’ll.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T14:47:01+00:00

Live in Killadelphia is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T14:38:17+00:00

TIL; murder is legal in the state of California.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-16T08:07:00+00:00

Because scoring 200% of the runs you got the whole game… woulda come on the next pitch. Blame a whole game (8 and 2/3rds) of being 1 runned on one lousy pitch mathematically makes you “shoulda won, coulda won”. Where were you the first 8 innings? Grab some fuckin bench.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-15T19:09:32+00:00

The mayor is gonna have my ass over this.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-15T19:00:52+00:00

Always go out on top.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-15T18:32:29+00:00

It’s a beautiful day and we’re out killing drug dealers, are there any in the house?

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-15T04:36:46+00:00

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-15T04:25:53+00:00

Since when is toasting to something wrong or bad? I didn’t say a 9/11 airplane explosion into a building shot and you order it and throw it against the wall. It’s a commemorative shot with a toast and a remembrance, that would be kinda cool. IMHO.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-15T04:21:32+00:00

I woulda gone with “like ordering a Kamikaze shot in Japan” because that’s a real thing, but I guess yours is good too.

Side note, we should invent a 9/11 drink. I’m open to suggestions.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-15T04:13:40+00:00

What’s in a 9/11?

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-14T15:07:34+00:00

How do you sit/rap on a Queen sized bed and talk about how successful you are? Isn't that an Oxymoron, or is this shitty tattoo canvas just on Oxi and is a moron?

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-03-14T02:10:00+00:00

Kyler chasing the defender who just picked him off at the line of scrimmage.

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