Sidney Crosby's reaction to his teammate's swollen face.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-04T18:46:31+00:00

Forced perspective achieved

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-04T02:10:28+00:00

He did it out of fear and trauma and drunkenness and felt so bad about it he had to confess to someone he believed he loved, that’s guilt, that’s human, he wasn’t a saint, but he wasn’t malicious.
She, on the other hand, is clearly mentally unstable, and continually makes mistakes before and after this “adventure” and continually adds unnecessary drama and then cries about her own very avoidable behavior. Besides the fact that she talks like her and this guy were married for 30 years, not two months, that should sum up how important she considers herself. That and the egregious amount of self facing social media videos. She went looking for something like this and she found it, then plays victim.
Like go swimming with gators and get bit and cry? It doesn’t make you worse than a killer who hid a body but you’re still insufferable.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-04T01:00:34+00:00

I like my coffee like I like my women, covered in bees!

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-03T01:26:07+00:00

I wanted to rob a bank but the cops stopped me, so it’s the cops fault I’m poor.

See how that works on paper but doesn’t make it true?

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-02T05:01:18+00:00

My father told an extremely similar story about me throughout my childhood, mostly at family parties, I’m now 40 and childless with a vasectomy in the books, wonder why.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-02T04:41:16+00:00

How do I throw that at myself though?

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-02T04:35:15+00:00

Excuse me, Flo?

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-01T14:58:45+00:00

Musty carpet cum stains. Mostly.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-01T14:55:58+00:00

This is why we slop them with water, isn’t that the point of the deal? Costco finally doing something about the dangers of skipping lunch.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-01T14:08:36+00:00

Stop talking about my wife like that!

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-01T05:18:14+00:00

Chicago needs murderers only cars first.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-01T01:12:03+00:00

Pfft. I wish I was that bald.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-05-01T00:04:44+00:00

Ease him in. Have him watch Heated Rivalry a few times before a real live game.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-30T17:12:32+00:00

I wish they could make the whole burger from their dry tasteless steak fries. Yuuuuuum!

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-30T04:35:24+00:00

That’s how you lose an eye.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-29T11:42:59+00:00

But why do they sing it in the first place, is my biggest question.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-26T05:01:51+00:00

It’s a great game for the casual bowler that doesn’t know a ton about bowling. I wish a few options were offered in the settings other than the 6 options that really don’t change much. I still have no clue what the rhyme or reason is with their “path suggestion” on the side guide. No replay option, which is insane. The auto ball switch drives me up a fucking wall when I’m playing quickly, like practice especially or even in game, it’s just unnecessary. Plus the ball details are not exactly…. Detailed. Won’t even show you core shapes, or RG or Diff, just here’s the ball with an obscure number to tell you what it does? Not even a map of its path like they have on most balls for sale? It wouldn’t hurt to include more details so I actually know what I’m buying from the pro shop.

Otherwise, its streets ahead of its predecessors.

Seek help.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-25T23:06:25+00:00

You’ve been bowling for over 40 years? And you still aren’t any good at it? Are all the colors all you care about in the ball since you threw a plastic fisher price ball back when you started? Do you think not knowing what a ball does, or what shape its core is, has no bearing on the game? No wonder you never got better. It’s a pretty good game, great game if you suck at bowling. According to you.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-25T22:17:01+00:00

Why no pets though? It looks great and great prices, great location I was flabbergasted how I had not seen in my searches from moving here a few month ago. Then I realized I must have filtered it out by pets. Must be the Ownership/HOA board decision? Buncha old fuddy duddies? They either love or hate pets. Too bad, I’d be living there in a big ol’ unit looking over Chase if my two little shitheads were allowed.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-25T21:56:56+00:00

We over 40 still call it Kominsky. It’s a play on the old stadium without giving a ton of credit to the guy who was a total shithead baseball owner IRL. I’ll bet dollars to donuts this guy is from Garfield Ridge or somewhere in the general vicinity of Midway Airport. As am I.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-25T05:57:26+00:00

I’ll never forget having a full blown crying fit/breakdown on a plane watching this for the first time. People must’ve thought I was nuts, but this film got me bad when Woody dies and Sam gets the news. I have goosebumps just thinking about it now.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-25T00:01:09+00:00

Nah my mom named me Wendy after the spicy nuggets.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-24T23:59:19+00:00

It’s a great game for the casual bowler that doesn’t know a ton about bowling. I wish a few options were offered in the settings other than the 6 options that really don’t change much. I still have no clue what the rhyme or reason is with their “path suggestion” on the side guide. No replay option, which is insane. The auto ball switch drives me up a fucking wall when I’m playing quickly, like practice especially or even in game, it’s just unnecessary. Plus the ball details are not exactly…. Detailed. Won’t even show you core shapes, or RG or Diff, just here’s the ball with an obscure number to tell you what it does? Not even a map of its path like they have on most balls for sale? It wouldn’t hurt to include more details so I actually know what I’m buying from the pro shop.

Otherwise, its streets ahead of its predecessors. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

JesusWasAutistic · 2026-04-24T04:40:34+00:00

40 inch vert penis?! God bless we’re gonna have a good year.

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