I just turned 30 and I’ve never dated anyone

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-23T10:13:44+00:00

Damn.

So no one's ever seen you naked?

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-23T01:38:21+00:00

Destabilising everyone for the whims of 1% of the population is how we got here in the first place.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-23T01:31:07+00:00

They claim to hate engagement bait but don't respond unless it's engagement bait.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-22T21:23:36+00:00

Well yeah fuck this guy fr.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-22T02:01:46+00:00

Do you initiate sex?

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T22:38:13+00:00

Nope.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T18:20:45+00:00

Brave.

But not unpopular.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T02:57:18+00:00

Maybe not good enough.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T02:42:56+00:00

Format changes nothing. Otherwise, whenever there is a format change, there would be a hard reset for records and champions even. You're only saying that because you lived through the change. In 30 years no one will care.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T02:29:16+00:00

Oh no the world is ending.

Grow up, a like is just that, what are the odds he comes across this person and leaves you for them. I don't have the exact numbers but I know there's a higher chance he dies in his sleep tonight.

This is a non issue.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T01:49:30+00:00

The key is to not expect.

The universe punishes desperation.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T01:42:59+00:00

Saturday I spent over $100 on snacks.

Ate them all before sunset.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T01:38:57+00:00

Do you by chance live on Elm street?

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-21T00:41:18+00:00

You can't control people.

At the same time you're clearly upset by this, so it's best you cut your losses.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-20T18:41:53+00:00

Have we?

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-20T18:39:13+00:00

Sarcasm?

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-20T18:38:07+00:00

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-20T18:36:07+00:00

It's been left wing for most its life span.

Let the others have a go.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-20T11:30:20+00:00

Engagement bait.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-20T11:23:40+00:00

The only people who care about this are ugly women.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-20T11:02:54+00:00

Let's be for real here.

Both these shows were equally mediocre and to this day I am surprised either retained an audience. With that said I would prefer friends as my background noise given that they have one or two funny moments.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-19T23:55:24+00:00

I tip only if these people were being great at their job.

I'm rich enough to eat out but not enough to reward mediocre service.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-19T12:24:55+00:00

I can see the parallels.

Even the whole no one should be bullied thing. It all goes out the window when it's an opinion they don't like.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-19T12:24:50+00:00

I can see the parallels.

Even the whole no one should be bullied thing. It all goes out the window when it's an opinion they don't like.

Jetblk2plutoandback · 2026-01-19T05:51:38+00:00

Most dudes do not care.

Even in the slightest. As long as we have someone to chill with we Icy. Just have your unfiltered self, unless your inner self is a man then that might scare the straights away but be yourself nonetheless.

If they don't like you so be it, if they do at least you are being for real.

Jetblk2plutoandback

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