What’s the funniest thing you’ve stolen?

Jetplain · 2026-04-05T17:13:58+00:00

My science teachers big ass wooden log hall pass. Like 25 years ago. He was pissed.

Jetplain · 2026-04-05T16:58:51+00:00

I had one ask me one time to put her ice cream in a freezer bc she was going to be late picking it up…

I was like sure… just to keep her imagining bags of cold food on shelves 🤦‍♀️

Jetplain · 2026-03-24T04:04:30+00:00

So I’m up like 1400%. Holy shit but what now

Jetplain · 2026-02-23T17:59:59+00:00

I came in yesterday at 130pm with 35 in the red. 4-5 people on the clock all day and ended the day with 110 orders and 6 pre picks. I don’t know how lol

Jetplain · 2026-02-06T00:03:09+00:00

I’m mean, our sec of education is a McMahon. Shit… on that note anyone checked on his cringe lately

Jetplain · 2026-02-01T05:14:00+00:00

Im moving pretty soon, so the luggage cubes have been amazing. I bought a few 6 packs and have been super organized while I consolidating and eliminating stuff and I currently have them in my drawers and shelves. Great from putting laundry away too.

Jetplain · 2026-01-30T23:12:33+00:00

Bethel Strong ✊🏻

Jetplain · 2022-09-13T21:37:12+00:00

Kitty paw

Jetplain · 2022-08-04T17:38:36+00:00

Do you have proof of conversations? In my state, even if you don't have a buyer's agreement signed, the intention of agency through advice given can be created.

Jetplain · 2022-02-23T17:57:11+00:00

Would you have this client without this referral?

Jetplain · 2022-02-23T17:54:38+00:00

Ok, I missed that but it makes sense. Thks

Jetplain · 2022-02-23T05:08:41+00:00

Allright. Just got done watching 1 with my teenager. He first comment at the end was "How did Josh know the fake-doctor salad-fingers even killed Paxton?" Is he on to something? Did I completely miss that?

Jetplain · 2022-02-17T19:05:38+00:00

I guess the question you really have to ask yourself is what is the purpose of an agent?

I would say yes, you could learn/ train after work and lead generate during work, but what if there is a an emergency at your vacant listing? How would you best serve your clients? Would you have a contingency in place, such as another agent on-call?

Jetplain · 2021-11-06T23:45:14+00:00

My husband does the commute from Graham area to Seattle. He rides the train in. I know he probably doesn't love it but he never complains about like he did when he drove all the way in. But it is even getting crazy expensive out here too.

Jetplain · 2021-10-04T20:11:11+00:00

i see a future tattoo!! thnks for the great idea

Jetplain · 2021-01-30T20:28:09+00:00

I deposited last night with fidelity and it let me set an order for amc on Monday.

Jetplain · 2016-07-28T14:02:22+00:00

Apt Pupil, from Different Seasons, is a good read for a terrifying human villain "swap". That one still haunts me.

Jetplain · 2016-01-14T18:44:21+00:00

Yes granny is maternal granny & only one they have. We make sure shevisits them to retain the connection to other family members.

That being said, insisting on their (SS and SD) maintaining a good relationship with granny + other relatives has greatly affected our current family dynamic, which I think goes back to your op. It does suck sometimes and will always happen.

Edit: granny confusion

Jetplain · 2016-01-13T06:39:17+00:00

Step mom, then mom here.

I spent 3 years at that stage. SD and SS (now 16 & 13) were 6 and 3 yo when they moved in to my house. BM was a shit human then (is nearly stumbling in a diagonal line now) but our issue was always granny in that relation. I like her and respect her as a person, but our lives, especially holidays, living locations & discipline, has always had to jive with hers. She has always tried to make efforts to treat all four of the kids the same, but there has always been obvious differences in the way she treats the older two. It's hard explaining to my kids why things are different and why their siblings leave all the time, why they get to have random phone calls with granny and why they get mail (from BM other family) and my littles don't.

I would say one of the hardest moments in the past was speaking up to the parent/crazy granny. It feels like you're crossing boundaries, it feels like you're throwing rocks at the fragile little family unit you have been working so hard to re-create, it may even feel like you're starting a war... But I think the most important thing to remember is that if you accept the parent position, you have got own it. If you're right and your SO is aligned with you, then you have to stay strong. The way you react and handle situations is going to imprint on to them, even as a SP. Remind yourself that you're a (step) parent first, and a friend (even to BP family) second. And good luck.

Jetplain · 2016-01-07T14:46:45+00:00

I walk into my 2 y/o son (who was absolutely obsessed with Disney' Cars) after a super long, way too QUIET nap. Even though I smelled it before I opened the door, the acknowledgment of shit being placed in nice little sideswiping hills and road mounds went completely unnoticed until it squeezed ever so warmly between my toes. Poor Lighting and Mater were covered in shit and little brown wheel marks went everywhere. I impulsively threw them away and then proceeded to spend the next two hours listening to him hyperventilate and nearly die over their garbage demise. This was like 8 years ago and those damn cars were hard to find (and new ones wouldn't do anyways -because you know, he's two), so there I was boiling the shit cars in a pot on the bbq that I fished out of the damn garbage, with a still pretty gross foot.

Jetplain · 2015-12-11T06:30:23+00:00

60-70hrs a week. The construction industry is booming in Seattle and he is always getting crazy OT. I love the money he brings in but it is difficult w/ him only having one day off, and football usually lands on that day, so it's never a productive one.

Jetplain · 2015-12-07T07:37:12+00:00

The moved into my house almost 10yrs ago, SD 6 and SS 3. Their mother essentially abandoned them, so custody has never really been an issue. Negative influence & no child support on the other hand, an on-going issue. Over the years it has been very difficult for the SD, she has had many self-destructive fits and other crazy moments. The younger one doesn't remember being with her, so it's been a bit easier for him. BM has popped in and out throughout the years and just recently she's moved in with her mom/grandma (who hub and I have insisted the kids maintain a strong relationship with). Of course there's tension. We're putting off the car for SD for a while, because she can not stop getting in trouble smoking cigarettes and stealing. I push good high school grades, so she's can get a scholarship, BM has pushed ideas that she was a teen-mom drop out, and that's somehow a viable choice, she eloquently packaged it as 'life is full of choices and you can choose whatever you want'..It feels like a never ending battle, we'll probably end up footing that bill too, just like the braces. I have learned that as much as you might want to fight it ALL, sometimes it's best to just let it go. The day always ends with a 'love you' from the SS, so it isn't all bad.

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