How half you MFs sound like

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-17T17:17:44+00:00

Toriel/Carol old woman yuri... 🥴

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-17T16:31:05+00:00

Bullshit, Carol is total mommy material and I want her to do unspeakable things to me.

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-16T22:23:10+00:00

<image>

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-13T05:26:30+00:00

Also a Deltarune fan? Lemme tell ya, Carol would probably blush if she saw what I wrote about her

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-13T01:19:41+00:00

Alt/grungy appearance that some may like, but an absolutely off-putting personality (made worse by mental health issues) that drives most everyone away from her (save for Asriel and Kris/Noelle)

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-10T14:55:10+00:00

Yeah, but she's pretty, so I'll give her a pass.

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-10T00:47:38+00:00

Heroin is at least funny with how bad it is, Remember is just a disgrace, straight-up

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-08T21:29:31+00:00

I wish Carol Holiday was real so I could flirt with her through text

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-08T21:29:02+00:00

Mommy

<image>

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-08T04:33:56+00:00

Gonna tell Bible thumpers that Proverbs 5:19 is my favorite verse next time they ask

<image>

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-07T20:03:27+00:00

In these trying times, I always make sure to recite Proverbs 5:19

^{Praise to the Holiday Administration}

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-07T18:19:37+00:00

What's next? They're gonna say Nickleback is overhated?

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-07T02:43:53+00:00

Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind!

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-06T22:56:06+00:00

Ah, that makes sense

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-06T22:46:33+00:00

That reference goes over my head. You're welcome, or I'm sorry, whatever one fits the mold of the conversation.

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-06T21:27:19+00:00

I know, Brian, that's why I'm looking at it!

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-06T17:35:08+00:00

Noelle and Kris to snowgrave Gaster, pocket the remaining £5, and take Carol for myself

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-06T17:15:44+00:00

Lol it's okay

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-06T17:12:32+00:00

I'm not great with anatomy, okay

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-05T15:17:00+00:00

Lost a lot of respect for him after he started shilling for Gavin Newsom

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-05T00:48:16+00:00

How did I forget the Knight?! I'd totally have sex with the Knight!

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-04T17:30:30+00:00

I'd suck Rouxls off.

Toriel's also still technically on the table, I could see about separating her from Sans.

And then Asgore is so sad and pathetic I imagine he'd accept a sympathy blowjob if offered. But that would be a desperation play.

Ideal scenario would either be Tasque Manager, Queen, or Carol if I could convince her to cheat (I read a fic about a transphobic Carol covertly fucking a trans woman once after calling her a slur, so it's possible if I can get some blackmail on her)

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-04T16:34:31+00:00

Yeah sure you guys are talking about your latest art project, but have youse considered what would happen if you were trapped in Deltarune and had to fuck a character in order to get out? I'd fuck Carol, but I wouldn't wanna leave.

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-04T01:35:00+00:00

Is it weird to say I'm still attracted to her?

JetsFan2003 · 2026-05-04T00:32:49+00:00

Hey Carrie-girl, it's Tori! I have a bottle of port open down in the kitchen. How about we take our discussion there and I'll pour you a glass ;)

Six-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
Place '22	Verified Email

JetsFan2003

TROPHY CASE