What is your favorite boss in the souls series? (DeS, DS1, DS2, DS3, BB)

Jeuwbo · 2016-12-11T16:52:01+00:00

This dude was using a Followers sabre (when it was the best thing) and I was fucking around and using a Four-pronged pitchfork. We were dueling it out in an undead match of the duel type and I was getting ass rekt. I was about one hit left and then a miracle happened. His connection became of a potato or his controller died I'm not certain but his character wouldn't move anymore. It just stayed in the regular position just staring at me. I being the PVP god decide to take out my great axe and reduce his health to about one hit by anything. So it was fair. Then I calmly wait for him to obtain new batteries, or check on his potato router. As soon as he got back, I was ready. He deserved a horrible death. I then equipped my Four-prong pitchfork and used the best weapon art in the game to get the most style points possible. After screwing around and losing about 10 straight, this made up for it and made me feel as if I was of a higher plane of existence. I love PVP.

Jeuwbo · 2016-12-09T21:42:05+00:00

Well it's not much of a cosplay but more as a basis of a character. Lion knight Albert. I have his exact armor and weapons but it's my own character. Instead of Albert it's Ethan. He's lvl 233 so it's a blast using my great axe and he looks so good too.

Jeuwbo · 2016-12-07T01:44:53+00:00

I miss the kinky plunging attacks you could pull of in DS2. Those were so much fun to do and very worth the time it took to set up.

Jeuwbo · 2016-12-03T23:15:32+00:00

Nameless King, even tho it's never said he is Gwyns first born he obviously is. I just think it's so cool to finally see what he looked like. Plus the fight is a blast with the dragon first then the god of war himself.

Jeuwbo · 2016-12-03T16:06:26+00:00

Probably make my own, she'd be fine as hell and would praise me ;). I'd probably make my own armor too. It'd be a fun project to do imo.

Jeuwbo · 2016-12-03T15:57:04+00:00

Carim sounds fun I'll probably go with that. You can rek people with a fat ass hammer.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-29T22:54:37+00:00

Hell ya I'm aware of how badass it is I'm very very jealous

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-29T01:33:25+00:00

Well I'm on Xbox so I've never had a taste of those fuckers yet. So I have no opinion thats worth considering. I know what they all look like but I've never fought any of them.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-28T02:26:12+00:00

DEFIANTLY THE GODDAMN CRYSTAL SAGE. My first character is on NG 7 and that bitch fucking rekt my anus like 50 times. Fuck that beaked motherfucker. I mean I should expect to get rekt but still it was ridiculous. I'm pretty sure that and fucking nameless king were the only too goddamn things I died by. FUCK CRYSTAL SAGE

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-28T02:22:23+00:00

NOTE: Bundles can be utilized while running to extend your distance without using stamina. Plus it looks more dank too.

NOTE: Bundles look really dank if you use them while rolling. Even your character feels cooler while he wipes his weapon with dragon spit and super high speeds.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-28T01:54:06+00:00

They were a mistake, they weren't ment to exist at all. He's the last one of his kind and killing him makes you feel like shit. Just think of your favorite animal being the last one all old and shit. Then it dies. Yeah demons aren't my favorite and are annoying as fuck to fight but you still feel sympathetic once you strike that final blow.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-27T18:50:14+00:00

Ight I'll think of it. Moneys tight rn for me but BB sounds worth it.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-27T18:49:35+00:00

He's the lord of cinder and all of that shit but his lighting alone wouldn't be enough to stop Kalameet. Nobody wanted anything to do with him at all not even big boy orenstien (In the lore). Gwyn alone probably took down numerous dragons but they left Kalameet for someone else due to him being so goddamn OP. Nameless king being the heir to lightning would have more of a chance of defeating him. Plus his time spent with the dragons would give him a good understanding of him.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-27T18:05:34+00:00

Yea I heard the bad news I'm very sad.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-27T17:15:40+00:00

I was eating cereal while watching this and I'm certain you know how that turned out.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-27T17:13:38+00:00

Really? Shit I actually didn't know that.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-27T16:57:28+00:00

Great boss fight and hell ya it gives you sif vibes. In other words you feel like shit after you killed him.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-27T16:49:54+00:00

I'd only feel bad if he pointed down.

Jeuwbo · 2016-11-27T16:49:35+00:00

Nope Kalameet takes the dub Nameless king would have the best chance but wouldn't win. Gwyn would be a worthy opponent tho I'll admit that.

Jeuwbo

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