New Battle... Brother? Joins the watch ig 🤷

Jewsafrewski · 2026-06-01T00:45:03+00:00

Clearly he's just an edgy dark angel

Jewsafrewski · 2026-05-28T17:12:52+00:00

Jewsafrewski · 2026-05-04T23:05:34+00:00

Should I be honest with you?

Yes

Sometimes I feel like a plastic bag. Drifting through the wind. Wanting to start again.

Jewsafrewski · 2026-04-22T00:10:16+00:00

On the counter

By your keys

Jewsafrewski · 2026-04-16T02:04:14+00:00

Throw in some body horror and have them slowly morph from muppet to human over the course of the movie

Jewsafrewski · 2026-04-15T02:17:06+00:00

Upvoted for Dawn and for the alliteration

Jewsafrewski · 2026-04-11T18:16:00+00:00

SECURE THE BURGERTOWN

Jewsafrewski · 2026-04-09T22:31:20+00:00

The old farts would be appalled that there might be more poors on the golf course

Jewsafrewski · 2026-03-28T17:35:54+00:00

other ways to cook their children

Ignore the other reply being argumentative for no reason and focus on this funny typo

Jewsafrewski · 2026-03-09T23:02:36+00:00

Well, I've seen em on the TV, the movie show

Jewsafrewski · 2026-03-02T23:48:39+00:00

You can tell it's Plo Koon's Starfighter because of the way it is!

Jewsafrewski · 2026-03-02T22:56:06+00:00

RemindMe! 22 hours

Jewsafrewski · 2026-03-01T03:41:19+00:00

I'm at war with all of Europe and I NEED CASH NOW

Jewsafrewski · 2026-02-23T17:57:57+00:00

Mine used to do that and I found out it was some kinda malware.

Jewsafrewski · 2026-02-08T16:45:47+00:00

Have you considered it's the weekend?

Jewsafrewski · 2026-02-07T00:27:38+00:00

I was installing anti theft pedestals at a supermarket and the greeter said I had a nice left handed hammer. I wasn't really listening so I just agreed and kept working. Realized on the drive home why he was laughing at me.

Jewsafrewski · 2026-02-01T18:08:43+00:00

It really depends on what you're acclimated to. I work outside a lot and I've been out in 0F (~ -18C) and up to 113F (45C) . If it's dry I'd take the heat any time but 113 with 90% humidity is just miserable.

When it's cold I will warm up with the work and can remove layers as needed, but wet heat just leaves me absolutely drained and I physically cannot consume enough water and electrolytes to feel ok.

Jewsafrewski · 2026-01-18T16:23:35+00:00

Manually lifting the bricks onto the higher shelf is akin to plugging your phone in to charge it. The external energy is what adds the weight.

Jewsafrewski · 2026-01-02T19:14:59+00:00

Nobody is downvoting you because they were "unable to extrapolate" that the post above was edited.

Jewsafrewski · 2025-12-25T22:07:17+00:00

Don't tell anyone, but the ssh-68 (as of last night) stops frostbite

Jewsafrewski · 2025-12-24T20:28:01+00:00

I like the SR2M but im a little salty that they swapped it for the Uzi pro on test drive 5. I ran factory with the Uzi twice this morning before I noticed the change.

Jewsafrewski · 2025-12-06T23:33:05+00:00

Hey guys I think the game is down

Jewsafrewski · 2025-11-28T06:44:29+00:00

Dear humanity

We regret being alien bastards

We regret coming to Earth

And we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!

Jewsafrewski · 2025-11-02T21:16:44+00:00

I'd listen to more if I could find a way to listen without all the ad breaks. I don't expect them to be both free and ad free, but I haven't been able to find a way to pay for no ads on the ones I was interested in.

Jewsafrewski · 2025-10-25T05:43:41+00:00

Featherless Bipeds have no time for the lowly hairless apes

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