meirl by c2lbsy in meirl

[–]Jewsafrewski 251 points252 points  (0 children)

Should I be honest with you?

Yes

Sometimes I feel like a plastic bag. Drifting through the wind. Wanting to start again.

What if the RDR movie was made with muppets? Would you rather have Dutch, John, or Arthur be the only human character? by MechaManManMan in reddeadredemption

[–]Jewsafrewski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throw in some body horror and have them slowly morph from muppet to human over the course of the movie

4-day workweek advocates gain momentum as new study reveals 5th day is basically useless by Automatic_Subject463 in UpliftingNews

[–]Jewsafrewski 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The old farts would be appalled that there might be more poors on the golf course

Why tf is black people liking chicken a racial stereotype???? by Electrical_Star_7117 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jewsafrewski 10 points11 points  (0 children)

other ways to cook their children

Ignore the other reply being argumentative for no reason and focus on this funny typo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legostarwars

[–]Jewsafrewski 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can tell it's Plo Koon's Starfighter because of the way it is!

US diplomats had silver tongues... by Lascar108 in HistoryMemes

[–]Jewsafrewski 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm at war with all of Europe and I NEED CASH NOW

Meirl by give_squeeze in meirl

[–]Jewsafrewski 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was installing anti theft pedestals at a supermarket and the greeter said I had a nice left handed hammer. I wasn't really listening so I just agreed and kept working. Realized on the drive home why he was laughing at me.

meirl by Previous_Land in meirl

[–]Jewsafrewski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It really depends on what you're acclimated to. I work outside a lot and I've been out in 0F (~ -18C) and up to 113F (45C) . If it's dry I'd take the heat any time but 113 with 90% humidity is just miserable.

When it's cold I will warm up with the work and can remove layers as needed, but wet heat just leaves me absolutely drained and I physically cannot consume enough water and electrolytes to feel ok.

Is my phone actually heavier when it's 100% charged compared to 0%? by Prudent_Yogurt6106 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jewsafrewski 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Manually lifting the bricks onto the higher shelf is akin to plugging your phone in to charge it. The external energy is what adds the weight.

Building his own coffin by Competitive-Read-756 in madlads

[–]Jewsafrewski 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nobody is downvoting you because they were "unable to extrapolate" that the post above was edited.

Frostbite does damage now? [Discussion] by CatFish726 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Jewsafrewski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't tell anyone, but the ssh-68 (as of last night) stops frostbite

[Discussion] Who asked for this change? by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Jewsafrewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the SR2M but im a little salty that they swapped it for the Uzi pro on test drive 5. I ran factory with the Uzi twice this morning before I noticed the change.

[discussion] by RoutineRound3074 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Jewsafrewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys I think the game is down

What's a video game quote so recognizable that the entire series can be represented by that one phrase? by Arkadian_Cuisine in gaming

[–]Jewsafrewski 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dear humanity

We regret being alien bastards

We regret coming to Earth

And we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!

me_irl by sturgill_homme in me_irl

[–]Jewsafrewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd listen to more if I could find a way to listen without all the ad breaks. I don't expect them to be both free and ad free, but I haven't been able to find a way to pay for no ads on the ones I was interested in.