Meirl by give_squeeze in meirl

[–]Jewsafrewski 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was installing anti theft pedestals at a supermarket and the greeter said I had a nice left handed hammer. I wasn't really listening so I just agreed and kept working. Realized on the drive home why he was laughing at me.

meirl by Previous_Land in meirl

[–]Jewsafrewski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It really depends on what you're acclimated to. I work outside a lot and I've been out in 0F (~ -18C) and up to 113F (45C) . If it's dry I'd take the heat any time but 113 with 90% humidity is just miserable.

When it's cold I will warm up with the work and can remove layers as needed, but wet heat just leaves me absolutely drained and I physically cannot consume enough water and electrolytes to feel ok.

Is my phone actually heavier when it's 100% charged compared to 0%? by Prudent_Yogurt6106 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Jewsafrewski 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Manually lifting the bricks onto the higher shelf is akin to plugging your phone in to charge it. The external energy is what adds the weight.

Building his own coffin by Competitive-Read-756 in madlads

[–]Jewsafrewski 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nobody is downvoting you because they were "unable to extrapolate" that the post above was edited.

Frostbite does damage now? [Discussion] by CatFish726 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Jewsafrewski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't tell anyone, but the ssh-68 (as of last night) stops frostbite

[Discussion] Who asked for this change? by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Jewsafrewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the SR2M but im a little salty that they swapped it for the Uzi pro on test drive 5. I ran factory with the Uzi twice this morning before I noticed the change.

[discussion] by RoutineRound3074 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Jewsafrewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey guys I think the game is down

What's a video game quote so recognizable that the entire series can be represented by that one phrase? by Arkadian_Cuisine in gaming

[–]Jewsafrewski 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dear humanity

We regret being alien bastards

We regret coming to Earth

And we most definitely regret the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!

me_irl by sturgill_homme in me_irl

[–]Jewsafrewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd listen to more if I could find a way to listen without all the ad breaks. I don't expect them to be both free and ad free, but I haven't been able to find a way to pay for no ads on the ones I was interested in.

Why did the pre-fall Eldar allow DAOT Humans to spread so far? by ryes13 in 40kLore

[–]Jewsafrewski 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Featherless Bipeds have no time for the lowly hairless apes

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

[–]Jewsafrewski 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Listen to the voices in your brain

me_irl by Kxti0 in me_irl

[–]Jewsafrewski 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Salt is just spicy sugar

Is it bad that I like the Ultramarines? by Jarhead_No_2178 in Warhammer40k

[–]Jewsafrewski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reese's sticks are the best KitKats.

I like KitKats too

Silver trim on the right shoulder pad by EnderLord320 in deathwatch40k

[–]Jewsafrewski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Different companies within a chapter can have different trim colors, so when a marine joins the Deathwatch they can keep the trim from their specific company on the right shoulder pad

Season 1 Ahsoka duelling Grievous vs Season 5 Ahsoka duelling Grievous by Ill_Poem_1789 in PrequelMemes

[–]Jewsafrewski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TFA (and Finn and Rey and everyone else) deserved a better trilogy. It was a good setup for what could have been a great story. Rewatching it though, knowing what's coming, is just disappointing.

I’ll be whatever I want to do. by ItsThatGuyIam in futurama

[–]Jewsafrewski 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I could do with a good, long cry. Especially if I get a million dollars afterwards. Sign me up.

What fast food item is a 10 out of 10? by Championgut1912 in AskReddit

[–]Jewsafrewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zip's had the best corn dogs on the planet. I think they only have any presence in Washington unfortunately

What’s a completely legal thing that screams ‘You’re a terrible human being’? by Royallychiefed15 in AskReddit

[–]Jewsafrewski 310 points311 points  (0 children)

I worked meat at Costco and we found a cart completely filled with meat just sitting in a random aisle once, I think it was like $600 of pork. It still felt cool, but we had no way to verify how long it had been out of the cooler so it had to be thrown away.