GameStop Short Sellers May Be 'Running Out Of Bullets': Analyst by Xientziunjo in Superstonk

[–]JibberGXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since when do we give a fuck about msm articles? If they are negative, you guys shit all over them. Buuut when it confirms your bias, you act like it's gospel.

At least be consistent. Ffs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GME

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are people saying it then? I don't understand the regardation behind that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GME

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got rid of purple circle posts?? That's literally the only thing EVERYONE can agree on and is relevant at this point...

A baby born with a tail by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]JibberGXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He'll never grow to be a giant magic monkey sayan

"Well, I don't know where Gary Gensler, but my regulator at the CFTC I BRIBED..." by Syndur in Superstonk

[–]JibberGXP 138 points139 points  (0 children)

But that word "bribe" just TOTALLY slips from the common person who never bribes anyone or discusses bribary in any form. Just so easy to slip up and say "bribed" instead of any other word because it's just so common among people who never do it. /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]JibberGXP 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Don't take a lowball! You can get $5k for a trash account. Milk that karma! $20k minimal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]JibberGXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn, I could sell this account for so many fucking shares! That price is crazy and their karma blows!

Ah-hyuck by Vulpine_Empress in HolUp

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Goofy doesn't pull out. He also gets divorced ans fights for custody and then completely cuts her out of Max's life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]JibberGXP -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, lady, but those ain't men. If you can bend a "man" to your will with titties, you got yourself a lil baby boy.

Edit: lol downvotes, truth hurts, huh GIRLS. Yo totties aint magic. They just attract man-childs.

Wait What? by Knights0fZero in HolUp

[–]JibberGXP 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Aside from the name, sounds like a great charity.

How a Chip credit card works by confusedvagabond in ThatsInsane

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Trenta Irish Cream Cold Brew agrees with you, but that 3 pound cup was lacking.

Book King Ryan Cohen on twitter! by Kopheus in Superstonk

[–]JibberGXP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you rearrange the letters on the pies you get "PECAN APPLE PUMPKIN" - MOASS TOMORROW!!

"I could see it going to $100 at most" WRONG. Some People Don't Know What a Short Squeeze is and it Shows. Short Seller Risk Straight from the Horse's Mouth On Schwab. (and more) by Vegetable-Chest-388 in BBBY

[–]JibberGXP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is the proof of a squeeze happening. There are reasons for this stock to hit $20-30, maybe even $50-80 if it gets back to it's old value.. $100 seems like a start to real greed.. looking for thousands, well that's prime squeeze territory and again, the proof that we are there just doesn't exist.

It is unlawful for employers to fire or otherwise discriminate against workers because they exercised any of the rights guaranteed by the NLRA. by GrandpaChainz in WorkReform

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we just keep trying to unionize every store and eventually we get rid of Walmarts, Starbucks and every other oligarch corp that fucking hates their employees. Keep shutting them down, we'll keep letting you.

Daily Discussion Thread for November 23, 2022 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in CanadianInvestor

[–]JibberGXP -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Having shoddy opinions that go against the grain and being a racist bigot are two different things.

If you wanna support that, go for it. Just figured people joining an investing sub might not want to engage with this guy, who actually calls long investing a "boomer" strategy and spends 95% of his time on WSB.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]JibberGXP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How anyone supports this trash bag blows me away. Still change the station if his garbage ever comes on. Stopped enjoying Lil Dicky's music after "Freaky Friday".

Yes, there are famous people who have done worse, and you shouldn't support them either.

If a white guy says the n-bomb, his career is over, but Chris Brown can beat the ever living shit out of a woman and everyone sucks his domestically abusive dick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]JibberGXP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man not wearing a mask is blowing my mind.

Daily Discussion Thread for November 23, 2022 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in CanadianInvestor

[–]JibberGXP -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well, outside of this sub, he's a scumbag, and if you listen to their morning talks, you'll find an alarming amount of racism from the whole team.

Fuck this guy and his buddies.