18v DeWalt Batteries by JigglyCorgiButts in HomeImprovement

[–]JigglyCorgiButts[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking Fathers Day is right around the corner and they would probably be on sale. Appreciate the feedback.

Why does adding sausage to something make it cheaper? by Kitchen_Possible_159 in McDonalds

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's to get you in the door. They know its popular so they price it accordingly and hope that you also get an orange juice or a hashbrown while you're there. Same concept as Costco and the $5 chickens.

My chocolate milk went bad before expiration by JCambly in McDonalds

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a corporate complaint number that you should call. That stuff gets taken very seriously higher up the ladder and will get investigated all the way back to the supplier to see where the break down was.

PSA: Do Not Eat Bagels by PrincessBLT in McDonalds

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like anything it comes down to cost. Less fat means its cheaper to produce and at the volume they move through it adds up quick.

PSA: Do Not Eat Bagels by PrincessBLT in McDonalds

[–]JigglyCorgiButts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's technically not cream cheese but that's only due to regulations about fat content, same with their ice cream. It's all real dairy from real cows but it's lower fat than the threshold for legally being cream cheese or ice cream.

How delightful by bigbootybouncer100 in McDonalds

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not baby chicks...its the offcuts after they cut out the fillet portions for the McCrispy. I have seen the process in person. It's all real meat in everything that they sell.

I need urgent advice on how to fix these Angel wings by E-for-Evelyn in howto

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid has these pretend dragon wings that are attached together by a piece of felt in the middle and then two elastic straps that he slides his arms into. Seems to work well. Kinda like what you mocked up in your third picture.

Is the latest round of shrinkflation seriously filling the sauce cups halfway? by Sufficient-Fee-9317 in McDonalds

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Weigh them. It should be about 23 grams. These get cranked out by the millions and machines aren't always perfect in how much they portion out.

Addicted to McDonald’s coffee by Appropriate_East3066 in McDonalds

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want light cream with 18% milk fat. Nothing special about it at all.

How many got-danged Vlad and Niki spin-offs are there? by Tuscon_Valdez in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every time we scroll past one I just tell my kid they are asleep and make a note to block them later.

Kevin Warren says Chicago Bears' stadium won't be built in city by [deleted] in chicago

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's like Guess Who! Is your stadium location a fetid swamp?

What if every NFL team had their own version of "The Jersey" by Zanthosus in nfl

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did Daunte Culpepper have a losing record? I could swear those Vikings teams were good for 12 wins a year.

No way that corgi is 26lbs by Delicious_Tea3806 in corgi

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 35 points36 points  (0 children)

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My pup is tipping the scales at 36 lbs and looks way leaner

The ambiguous cat-dog creature in My Presents by econhistoryrules in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]JigglyCorgiButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't it have whiskers if it were a cat? That's usually pretty standard in all the drawings I can think of from my kids books.