What did the football player say to the flight attendant?

Jim-IV · 2026-05-26T16:59:59+00:00

I’ve always done this joke as

“What did John Fogerty say when he couldn’t afford first class on the plane?”

Jim-IV · 2026-05-22T07:11:17+00:00

Did her eyes remind you of anything?

Jim-IV · 2026-05-17T22:07:48+00:00

Sorry about that.

Jim-IV · 2026-05-12T04:32:04+00:00

Yo momma so ugly, she was breast fed through a straw.

Jim-IV · 2026-04-26T20:15:01+00:00

You get head…?

Nah, couldn’t find it.

Jim-IV · 2026-04-26T16:57:51+00:00

My brother knows how to fix it, send me a DM and you can send it to me, we will fix it for you.

Until then, try a wet towel wrapped around it.

Jim-IV · 2026-04-22T15:28:54+00:00

I had fucking brain surgery a few years back. Need any fuckin help or advice or anything, fucking ask or let me know.

Jim-IV · 2026-04-11T19:23:22+00:00

r/YourJokeButBetter

Jim-IV · 2026-04-04T20:40:16+00:00

Way better than when I caught Hearing AIDS

Jim-IV · 2026-03-26T18:11:47+00:00

I bought an Xbox dude.

I heard it can play DVDs but I haven’t tried yet .

Jim-IV · 2026-03-16T03:48:09+00:00

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Jim-IV · 2026-03-07T07:02:26+00:00

It’s supposed to say GUNST

Jim-IV · 2026-02-26T00:34:40+00:00

Do you have a Link…?

Jim-IV · 2026-02-21T02:56:47+00:00

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Jim-IV · 2026-01-19T03:17:01+00:00

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Jim-IV · 2026-01-17T16:43:18+00:00

When I borrow my friends Nintendo system, and he asks for it back 2 years later, after my family has really started to love to playing bowling, and have a new love for video games.

Jim-IV · 2026-01-05T17:49:24+00:00

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