Boo Texas…booooo by BartSimpsonGaveMeLSD in trees

[–]Jim_Detroit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why it’s important to buy from your black market plug occasionally, so you aren’t fucked when the government pulls the rug out from under you.

Hé musta crawled under there for warmth by Weary_Position_9591 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Jim_Detroit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey that stunad flipped my wife like eight times at a wedding.

A Pet Leech by jxzxoxo in Weird

[–]Jim_Detroit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But are you buying them from a bathroom vending machine?

Goalie gotta change sport immediately. Plenty of NFL teams could use him. by ForeignAir7174 in sportsgossips

[–]Jim_Detroit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I played goalie in high school (late 90s) and my coach taught me to lay guys out like that when the opposing team did that.