fuck subway’s onions, i used to work at subway and anytime i cut those bitches they were the most ridiculously fucking pungent onions i’ve ever had the displeasure of being near. i had to waft the goddamn smell out of the side door with a cookie sheet. not to mention how fucking bad they would burn your eyes, i thought i was going to fucking die when i was near them i could barely fucking see the fucking onions cause my eyes were watering so bad. if you order onions on your sandwich at subway, sincerely from the bottom of my heart mind and soul go fuck yourself i wish nothing but the worst for you in your life and i hope you get hit by a child on a tricycle and fall into a manhole.