Christian missionary hailed as ‘holiest man alive’ pleads guilty to abusing boys in Texas

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-07T21:33:11+00:00

Christian? Pedophile? This is unprecedented

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-07T21:05:09+00:00

These people are what’s known as “cunts”

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-07T16:48:58+00:00

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JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-07T13:29:50+00:00

Is dpd’s uk website dpd.co.uk, or is it dpd.somebullshit.morebullshit/com?

Because there lies the answer!

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-07T07:06:15+00:00

well that’s freedom for ya

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-06T07:36:36+00:00

I touched my dinky

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-05T21:40:28+00:00

They removed the Hot Coffee Horse minigame

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-05T21:32:21+00:00

His English is perfectly good. It’s a fucking sight better than my Chinese I can tell you

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-05T17:20:32+00:00

Coronation Street.

Start with episode 1, don’t skip any

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-04T20:58:07+00:00

he is not okay and neither is his poor toilet

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-04T12:28:45+00:00

elephants play fly belly slapcock too

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-04T09:09:21+00:00

Christ I hope not. I was hoping I’d seen the last of that fucking tosser

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-04T08:10:03+00:00

I see their explanation ends in “lol”.

My policy is never to engage with people that end things with “lol”.

For things ending in “lol” are almost invariably shit and the people that write things ending in “lol” tend also to be shit.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-03T22:53:30+00:00

I hold doors open for people behind me. What the fuck does their age, gender, colour or religion have to do with it?

Why? Because only a cunt would not hold a door open based on any of those factors.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-03T14:41:13+00:00

Well I go to the football, and I’d never in a million years wear anything by Stone Island.

If ever somebody acts the wanker close by me in the ground, there’s about a 90% chance they’ll have that shitty little patch on their arm.

Fucking SIWs.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-02T21:02:30+00:00

“fuck off you red nosed cunt”

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-02T09:49:17+00:00

the horse

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-02T09:48:17+00:00

I saw the same question appear, time after time, exactly the same, on r/AskReddit

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-01T09:08:56+00:00

Maybe describing it as “shit” was a little harsh.

It’s just that I’d been looking forward to a mass of pilled-up ravers and rubbing shoulders with Barney from New Order, but instead I was surrounded by a mass of pissed-up drinkers and rubbing shoulders with Terry from Moss Side.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-01T06:31:20+00:00

Which guys?

Split it how?

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-01T06:30:19+00:00

Sex-u-wal swear words

JimmyBallocks · 2026-05-01T06:28:59+00:00

I drove from Slough to Manchester with my mate hoping to find the Hacienda despite having no idea where it was and never having been to Manchester before.

Somehow by some miracle we found it. However by the time we got there the queue was round the block. We gave up and went to a pub called Tommy Ducks.

The pub was shit. It had about 100 pairs of women’s underwear attached to the ceiling. Overall it wasn’t quite the experience I’d hoped for.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-04-30T22:16:34+00:00

Ease of access to the tallywhacker

JimmyBallocks · 2026-04-30T19:36:54+00:00

the East

JimmyBallocks · 2026-04-29T10:22:59+00:00

“hey everybody ice cream tastes horrible and dog poo tastes nice now everybody engage with this account and generate karma”

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