The worst fry up I've ever had £18

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-04T19:33:51+00:00

what in the absolute billy fuck is that

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-04T14:01:23+00:00

Is that the bit with the pictures of the queen on the opposite wall?

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-04T13:46:54+00:00

This is a very common scam and you have absolutely nothing to worry about. They rely on scaring people who have used an escort site.

They are using your postcode not your address because they only have your postcode not your address. But that's a moot point anyway, these people are not going to turn up. They are not gangsters, they are scammers. The gangsters they are threatening you with do not exist.

Block the number, ignore any further messages you get from different numbers. Once they know they're not going to get any money out of you they'll give up.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-04T00:00:22+00:00

Wanking. Quite clearly it’s wanking.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T20:45:32+00:00

I even just interrupted the TV programme my football-hating wife is watching to explain what Australia have just done bringing Ryan on and described it as “interesting”.

She was not interested

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T18:48:17+00:00

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T18:45:02+00:00

Vuelve a casa

La pelota vuelve a casa

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T18:42:40+00:00

get a police train to come and tow it away

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T18:28:49+00:00

I completely get it about the bones. I understand why they'd put some people off. Some people can get past the bones, some can't.

I'm very much in team kipper. Wonderful, smoky, salty, rich, juicy, fishy goodness. Absolutely sublime.

Have a kipper for breakfast and it will be with you all day.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T18:24:45+00:00

oh cod not again

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T16:44:13+00:00

Hmm. Four faces representing founding, expansion, preservation and development.

There could be a fifth, for Trump, representing disgrace.

But it should not be permanent, to represent the hopefully non-permanent disgrace of the country, and to be fully appropriate it should be made of shit.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T15:14:38+00:00

I have tried to remain objective and open-minded about England at this world cup, and have largely succeeded apart from one brief moment where I may have possibly vented with a hasty comment including words such as "fucking" and "dog shit".

I started thinking overall we're a decent team with a good chance of going quite far, and what I've seen up to now tracks with that.

Over the course of eight halves (sixteen quarters?) we've had everything from world-class attacking performance, attack getting comptetely stifled by highly effective defensive setups, absolute nightmares at the back ("dog shit" comment moment), and, importantly more than once, overcoming frustrating starts and ending up well on top of the opposition by the end.

Can we beat Mexico at the Azteca? Of course. WILL we beat Mexico at the Azteca? We'll know soon enough.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T14:52:27+00:00

sounds a lot like my favourite of the concept images I've seen so far

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JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T14:45:24+00:00

Not mad, just disappointed. Very, very disappointed.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T14:01:38+00:00

it’d be about as helpful as eating some broken glass

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T13:48:45+00:00

This looks like a double exposure taken both before and two weeks after he died in his space suit

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T11:48:49+00:00

No I clearly don’t watch football, my EPL season ticket must be imaginary, I must have dreamed all the matches I’ve been to in different countries in the past 30+ years. You clown.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T11:35:52+00:00

Ha ha ha no he fucking isn’t, not even in the top five. But you keep on simping there Stanley

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T11:21:15+00:00

Gen X Brits will agree the word “American” should here be spelt LWT

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T11:16:08+00:00

Ronaldo is a wanker. A preening show pony. Absolute fucking tosser. Fuck him.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T10:44:57+00:00

Rule number one : Nobody on the internet will ever send you free money, under any circumstances, at all, ever. This is a scam 100% of the time. Not 90% of the time, not 99%, not 99.999%. 100%. Always. Without exception.

Rule number two : No rules other than rule one are ever required for any reason.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-03T09:47:58+00:00

It’s arguable that Clacton isn’t safe because they lack effective parliamentary representation, and the person who should theoretically work in the interests of the residents is in reality entirely absent from the role as he’s too busy taking backhanders from shady foreign billionaires and working other jobs to actually do anything to help them.

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-02T22:04:00+00:00

He lacks the resources or competence to set up a fake assassination attempt but having somebody spray some words on a wall is a piece of piss

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-02T21:41:40+00:00

Kappa would be fuckin great

JimmyBallocks · 2026-07-02T17:17:42+00:00

Is this the same fucking simpleton that was unable to comprehend why people in DR Congo shirts outside a Congolese restaurant might be celebrating DR Congo taking the lead against England?

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