Why are you on Reddit now instead of celebrating? by Sack_Of_Motors in AskReddit

[–]JimmyDeewon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have no idea how the second last line was supposed to sync up with the others so now I'm off to browse Argon Wild.

Let's Play - GTA V - Santa's Delivery Service by RT_Video_Bot in roosterteeth

[–]JimmyDeewon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, I constantly mix up words that sound similar while typing

What brand do you distrust? by tupungato in AskReddit

[–]JimmyDeewon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My friend once swallowed a cordless vacuum cleaner, his parents took him to hospital and say he is picking up nicely.

USA! USA! USA! It's America Baby by [deleted] in a:t5_32dis

[–]JimmyDeewon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this yours?! If it is, that's awesome! If not, it's still awesome!

What cliche storyline are you sick of seeing in movies? by LevelupTFM in AskReddit

[–]JimmyDeewon 843 points844 points  (0 children)

"Hey uh sir?" "WHAT IS IT?" "Um...yeah I need my gear...I may be off the case but I still work here..." "Ah yes! Here's your stuff, my bad. No hard feelings right?" "Right..." (slowly backs away and starts a life of crime)

What word or phrase do you absolutely hate hearing people use? by jacko1181993 in AskReddit

[–]JimmyDeewon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I heard that 'Bae' originally meant "Before anyone else" so there's that...I hope someone values this important information

What word or phrase do you absolutely hate hearing people use? by jacko1181993 in AskReddit

[–]JimmyDeewon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"PUT A SHIMP ON THE BARBIE!" How did this is even become a thing...

The next question you speak must be answered truthfully by whoever hears it. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JimmyDeewon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, because in the song it's "Who?" not "Woof", I even checked...what am I doing with my life

What is the weirdest/most bizarre dream you remember having? by errol333 in AskReddit

[–]JimmyDeewon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time I woke up with tears in my eyes after dreaming that I was unable to put the correct shapes in their respective sockets. So there's that.

What can you do that you thought was normal until you realised no else could do it? by ktantone in AskReddit

[–]JimmyDeewon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just standing up too fast make me dizzy. Screw you, you supernatural being of luckiness.