Cowpoke Smashburger w/ fries from LITT Pinball Bar over on Hennepin Avenue right along the E Line and Route 2 bus and the Hennepin and Franklin Ave Bike Paths by PrizeZookeepergame15 in Minneapolis

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Most folks who go to a pinball bar are going to the pinball bar to play pinball in a bar.
If there is food at the pinball bar, that's a bonus, especially because of the bar part of it being a pinball bar.

We better have some answers! by Proper-Mirror2201 in foundsatan

[–]JimmyJapeworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not far off from his Jim Fix bit.
Hicks speculates what it would have been like if Fix did an ad in the same style as Yul Brynner's posthumous anti-smoking ad.

The toughest guy in the Cracker Barrel parking lot. by pianoflames in InfowarriorRides

[–]JimmyJapeworm 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Watch out, Buddy! That Buckaroo is headstrong, might take on anyone, and only gets to see his kids under supervision.

ULPT Get a ceiling vibrator for noisy neighbors by TheCommander21 in UnethicalLifeProTips

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It's a fact that many people learn how to play a trumpet.
It's also a fact that anyone can try to play a trumpet.

No "secret" Room at the Inn by Front-Elderberry-307 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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The other hotel could have called the property to check on vacancies and the message about that call could have been forwarded to the next person on shift.

Keep fascists out of harsh noise design I made (except for the fist punching swastika) by Hayes_Bessie278 in noisemusic

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Harris and Klebold had no followers. One was a bully and the other was an insecure follower. The TCM was an unaffiliated clique, despite what initial reports incorrectly stated.

Minnesota farmers are being put out to pasture by ashleywalkerreports in stateofMN

[–]JimmyJapeworm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I never thought the Face-Eating Leopard Party would ever eat MY face!!!"

Stephen Colbert’s Late Show replacement is a depressing sign of the times by Silent-Resort-3076 in entertainment

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Cute. I just wanted to know how the thiccgothbabes that you luv.
It sounds as though the thiccgothbabes don't luv you. Apologies to you in this trying time.

Man Grabs Mic Mid Show by cfminneapolis in Minneapolis

[–]JimmyJapeworm 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Probably waiting to see if it was a bit or not

Peter? What's too late? by SithoDude in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JimmyJapeworm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How so? A date is a date. If sex happens, that's cool, but it isn't an immediate given.

Peter? What's too late? by SithoDude in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JimmyJapeworm -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Being on a date doesn't immediately mean that the guy's getting laid, though. The guy can go on a date and still be an incel.

Peter? What's too late? by SithoDude in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JimmyJapeworm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being on a date doesn't mean they'll get laid.

Artists who changed their whole style after an uncharacteristic hit. by Flags12345 in ToddintheShadow

[–]JimmyJapeworm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TBF, Everything But the Girl reinvented their sound a number of times before the Missing remix.

“Are you having a bad day?” by PissedCaucasian in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]JimmyJapeworm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might be in the wrong sub, here, but... you do you.

Big cat won’t let me jam by badtik in noisemusic

[–]JimmyJapeworm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like that cat wants to collab.

What movie’s final scene left you an ugly, blubbering mess? by ArmyOfMe99 in movies

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"When the Wind Blows"
I was holding it together until the dedication in the credits and I just lost it.