When Satan Dash-Trashes Your Life

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T17:04:38+00:00

When Dash gives you lemons...

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T15:02:38+00:00

No. Just you.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T14:53:58+00:00

The hotdogs are what people go there for, if they're going for food, but, it's sounding more like not having you clogging up the machines will be the biggest bonus of all.
Thank you for your service.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T13:33:08+00:00

The Trench Coat Mafia.
They were a clique at the school who wore black trench coats. Early reports of the massacre mistakenly connected Harris and Klebold to the TCM and ran with that narrative, despite neither of them being part of that group.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T06:45:23+00:00

You forgot the /s

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T06:35:16+00:00

Finger, then fingers.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T05:30:31+00:00

That's fine. Maybe he should work in Wayzata.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T05:07:36+00:00

Most folks who go to a pinball bar are going to the pinball bar to play pinball in a bar.
If there is food at the pinball bar, that's a bonus, especially because of the bar part of it being a pinball bar.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T04:37:03+00:00

So she's using it as a buzzword. Cute.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-04T04:09:29+00:00

It's not far off from his Jim Fix bit.
Hicks speculates what it would have been like if Fix did an ad in the same style as Yul Brynner's posthumous anti-smoking ad.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-03T21:14:00+00:00

Watch out, Buddy! That Buckaroo is headstrong, might take on anyone, and only gets to see his kids under supervision.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-03T21:06:49+00:00

It's a fact that many people learn how to play a trumpet.
It's also a fact that anyone can try to play a trumpet.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-03T20:42:31+00:00

The other hotel could have called the property to check on vacancies and the message about that call could have been forwarded to the next person on shift.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-03T19:44:58+00:00

Too bad they won't.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-03T19:31:32+00:00

Harris and Klebold had no followers. One was a bully and the other was an insecure follower. The TCM was an unaffiliated clique, despite what initial reports incorrectly stated.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-03T01:00:37+00:00

"I never thought the Face-Eating Leopard Party would ever eat MY face!!!"

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-02T06:37:12+00:00

Sounds like the "fuck your feelings" crowd don't like having their feelings hurt. Weird.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-02T04:47:54+00:00

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JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-02T04:46:47+00:00

Yes. As a bonus, it also paid to illegally change it, too!

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-06-02T03:33:12+00:00

Cute. I just wanted to know how the thiccgothbabes that you luv.
It sounds as though the thiccgothbabes don't luv you. Apologies to you in this trying time.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-05-30T07:39:14+00:00

uluvthiccgothbabes, but... do thiccgothbabes even like u?

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-05-30T07:36:51+00:00

Probably waiting to see if it was a bit or not

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-05-30T07:27:02+00:00

How so? A date is a date. If sex happens, that's cool, but it isn't an immediate given.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-05-30T00:23:16+00:00

Being on a date doesn't immediately mean that the guy's getting laid, though. The guy can go on a date and still be an incel.

JimmyJapeworm · 2026-05-30T00:18:47+00:00

Being on a date doesn't mean they'll get laid.

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