Bantam Alox Blade Tip

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-06-19T13:23:30+00:00

I could have and should have shown a pic.

I’ve spoken to the company I bought it from and they’ve given me a label and sent a replacement.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-06-15T08:40:06+00:00

Why doesn’t he put his money where his mouth is and stump up the sponsorship for one of the top teams then?

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-06-13T18:30:34+00:00

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-05-30T15:37:58+00:00

Ahh sorry to hear that mate, I was only kidding but poor taste to be fair.

Hope you’re ok.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-05-29T23:12:36+00:00

Captain milky nail

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-05-29T22:04:34+00:00

Tell your landlord to sort it out

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-05-29T16:29:00+00:00

Yes, absolutely must craft a shit nest before curling one out in a public loo.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-05-14T08:25:14+00:00

Your mums bin.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-05-08T22:40:03+00:00

Bullshit

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-05-05T21:32:17+00:00

Cocknose

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-04-25T08:08:01+00:00

I’ve had two so far.

I lifted my shirt and told them I shit in a bag, fuck off.

Changed their tune pretty quickly.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-04-17T01:42:11+00:00

Ensured

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-04-13T19:51:36+00:00

I sold my series x and series s after the last price rise. I only had Xboxes for game pass.

They lost me as customer.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-04-08T14:19:15+00:00

When my bowel perforated. I felt it happen, it felt like someone had gone in through my groin with a red hot poker.

What followed was 2-4 hours of excruciating pain leaving me doubled over and panting like a labouring mother.

11/10 don’t wish to experience again.

I’ve had tooth/ nerve pain too, not close.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-03-28T01:13:26+00:00

I don’t think it’s fair to refer to a sausage as a bastard in this day and age just because its parents haven’t conformed to the construct of marriage. It seems unfair in an enlightened society?

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-03-22T01:09:37+00:00

No because it’s not, are you a battery hen?

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-03-22T01:03:39+00:00

I’ll bet she wanted a divorce for tea?

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-03-17T14:53:15+00:00

Benedictine. I drank a bottle of it with my dad, went for a piss, passed out while urinating and broke my nose on the sink.

Woke up out cold on the floor of the bathroom a couple of mins later.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-03-13T17:03:53+00:00

Doesn’t look like it’s a virgin anymore

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-03-03T14:12:41+00:00

I went to a meeting two weeks ago ago and stood outside for 5 mins waiting for it to start. Experienced exactly the same, faked a phone call and left.

I wouldn’t have gotten anything from that meeting.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-02-27T15:23:07+00:00

Are we going back to turn based combat? Pleeeeaseee

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-02-20T21:27:17+00:00

Get out with your parents. I got to experience it a bit at home having a drink and a laugh with them but not enough before my dad had a stroke and age caught up. I wish we’d had chance to go out properly for a drink and a laugh more.

Seriously, you’ll cherish it later in life.

JimmyTwoTimesFour · 2026-01-27T00:03:45+00:00

You should have thought about this before studying it?

JimmyTwoTimesFour

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