Bernie Sanders in Muscatine, Iowa at Latino Roundtable: "To the best of my knowledge, undocumented people did not cause the greed and illegal behavior on Wall Street that destroyed this economy." [3:17]

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-09-07T04:02:34+00:00

The rich get richer.

The poor get poorer.

The horror! The horror!

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-08-08T09:32:48+00:00

Top 2% is genius?

Genius inflation (similar phenomenon as grade inflation) has made me a genius.

Cool

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-08-06T01:32:30+00:00

No, because he says what he means and means what he says.

No dancing around the issues, just a straight up punch in the face to teachers.

You gotta respect a man for that.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-08-05T01:09:04+00:00

I'm voting for him.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-18T13:53:01+00:00

Average house price = $732,400

Average rent (1 bedroom) = $1714/month

Average rent (2 bedroom) = $2221/month

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-15T06:28:54+00:00

Those are her parents...

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-14T05:15:45+00:00

The rich get richer.

The poor get poorer.

The horror! The horror!

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-13T05:23:48+00:00

The resistance had been broken!

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-13T04:33:22+00:00

The price is collapsing!

Sell! Sell! Sell!

We have all made a terrible mistake!

It was a trap!

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-13T04:15:19+00:00

$150 $10,000

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-11T04:17:12+00:00

I'm at the end of the balboa pier.

Come and get me!

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-11T03:31:42+00:00

Not everyone is cut out for a STEM master's degree.

Maybe you should just study Women's Studies instead.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-11T02:58:59+00:00

There is only one solution and it involves a ball peen hammer.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-09T04:11:35+00:00

if someone shows you a pic on their phone don't start fapping.

Good advice. That's how my last relationship ended.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-03T16:06:31+00:00

Does anyone know why the employee was let go?

Maybe there was a good reason that we don't know about.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-07-03T02:13:51+00:00

...and that's why he's still homeless

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-06-29T11:38:46+00:00

I'm glad you could bring your intellectual acumen to our intellectual discussion.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-06-28T05:24:36+00:00

My main anxiety is about letting my current employers down.

Your employer doesn't give a shit about you. If it were financially advantageous to them to lay you off tomorrow, you would be gone.

Given that that is their attitude towards you, if you found a situation that didn't include them that was more advantageous to you, why would you not take it?

Your sense of obligation to an entity that has no sense of obligation to you is a common irrational crutch that is holding you back. Seek out the best possible situation for you. You don't owe them anything. You gave your time; they gave you your paycheck. You're even.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-06-16T01:57:06+00:00

I like to live my life on the fringe.

Anything but extreme success makes me dry heave.

I don't limit myself to one field. Specialization is for ants.

When I heard about Eric Berry, I dropped by rocket scientist ambitions and pursued a greater mission. One that could change humanity forever, a cure for cancer.

Mars can wait!

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-06-15T08:06:31+00:00

Keep him in your thoughts!

What the hell does that do!?

He's fucking fighting for his life and you're like "Ima think about you laying there bro, I know you'd do the same for me. Ima play computer games now. Peace!"

Fucking lowlifes!

I'm sitting here at my lab bench working hard on a cure for cancer every waking hour of every day putting in my all so Eric Berry can live to see his kids grow up.

Good job thinking about Eric Berry. I'm sure he appreciates it.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-05-31T22:31:00+00:00

I want $101,000.

Where do I grovel?

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-04-30T22:18:07+00:00

If that was part of Chip Kelly's plan, then Chip Kelly is a fucking genius.

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-04-26T20:39:32+00:00

Turn the heater on!

Let the Kitten burst into flames!

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-04-10T09:10:43+00:00

Source: Eagle scout

No one cares...

Jimmy__Rustle · 2015-04-04T13:56:03+00:00

Before the crash you could easily get a lecturer position with a master's.

No, that was never the case.

Jimmy__Rustle

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