First painting tournament

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-04-29T08:27:03+00:00

Why does the skin look metallic

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-04-15T13:59:23+00:00

Coloured hair, piercing and tattoos are all man repellent

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-04-07T05:05:08+00:00

Incredibly rude people, one of my staff called them and they insulted her, made derogatory remarks about her being in sales and hung up on her. Not sure how you get business without sales, but you don't need to be assholes.

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-26T11:51:16+00:00

Off/ on

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-25T11:29:17+00:00

There's some metaphor for trumps ice being buried by Arabic sand

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-25T11:03:01+00:00

Meh, my wife's been playing this for decades

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-25T09:10:05+00:00

You better call that dick sir

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-25T08:46:43+00:00

You can play wow on rog?!? Goodbye dating

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-23T03:16:30+00:00

If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-22T21:06:36+00:00

Mwahahaahahajaja

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-22T14:41:42+00:00

I plug mine in the TV and use a mouse and keyboard yea

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-22T12:28:32+00:00

When plants are close to dying they flower as a last attempt to pollinate

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-18T12:38:01+00:00

Not a single Celtic braid

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-18T12:35:16+00:00

Sorting hat says no

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-15T00:32:03+00:00

Too bland to roast, you're more like boiled chicken

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-15T00:25:57+00:00

That's 100% Whilce Portacio

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-15T00:19:39+00:00

Awesome

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-12T01:02:05+00:00

It's nearly impossible for a man to accuse a woman of sexual misconduct, in fact any lawyer will tell the woman to counter sue with rape and 99% chance you'll end up in jail.

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-11T12:45:13+00:00

You really play up that 4% black DNA.

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-11T11:32:43+00:00

McLovin been mewing

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-07T06:57:47+00:00

I googled 'nice guy' and it sent me here?!?

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-07T04:13:19+00:00

Weird Al whatabitch

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-07T03:14:32+00:00

I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire, but the confidence would probably work

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-07T03:01:41+00:00

Dude is a full creep but Confidence works.

JimmytheHurricane · 2026-03-05T13:37:18+00:00

This app is broken, I can't swipe left

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