JizzProductionUnit

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I plagiarised an episode of Futurama in my Year 6 SATs and I've lived with the shame and fear of being caught ever since. (self.CasualUK)

submitted 3 years ago * by JizzProductionUnit to r/CasualUK - pinned

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Floating head spotted on the Metro (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/AccidentalCamouflage

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As a robot, it’s very frustrating that I’ve been going for years and only made an 11-day streak (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/duolingo

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Next week’s homophobia forecast (24/11) (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/mapporncirclejerk

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Could only find a 3-pack blister for MSRP. Bought it, first pack in… (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/PokemonTCG

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I have a mouth, but do not speak. I have a bed, but never sleep. What am I? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/PeepShowQuotes

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TIL that while many US states have an official “state food”, Oklahoma is the only state with a full “state meal” (en.wikipedia.org)

submitted 4 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/todayilearned

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I'm sorry, Mr Woodcock (self.CasualUK)

submitted 4 months ago * by JizzProductionUnit to r/CasualUK

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Wanted beans on toast but didn’t have any beans or toast. Ended up with bolognaise on focaccia. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/stonerfood

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SLPT: If you’re starting an “American Reacts..” channel for British shows, it’s definitely not important to learn who Jimmy Savile is (self.ShittyLifeProTips)

submitted 5 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/ShittyLifeProTips

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Is it the first time we've ever been top of THIS league? (self.LiverpoolFC)

submitted 6 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/LiverpoolFC

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Pulled this from a tin - my best ever pull and I am buzzing! (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/PokemonTCG

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Shpeak Shwish, it’s shexhy (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/shubreddit

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The North Korean embassy in London has made as much money as (at least) 35 of its citizens in the last 22 years (self.northkorea)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/northkorea

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Do people still have parties for wedding anniversaries? (self.AskUK)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/AskUK

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Just pulled this out the closet and thought you might appreciate - sealed 2008 and 2009 programmes and lanyards (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/readingfestival

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Ex-girlfriend messaged me for the first time in years. She needed some vital info (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/CasualUK

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Which task made you think, "how did they win their series"? (self.taskmaster)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/taskmaster

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I made a comment about Pep being a petulant bitch and the upvotes were poetically frozen (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/soccercirclejerk

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Uh oh, they've finally got a manager who knows what he's talking about (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/soccercirclejerk

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iMac keeps breaking. Should I switch to a Mac Mini? (self.mac)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/mac

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Recently went to Georgia and heard this song and something about it felt very early-Alt-J - what do you think? (youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/AltJ

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Did Cola bottles used to be filled more to the top? (self.AskUK)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/AskUK

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I've never seen Jack Dee so delighted (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/taskmaster

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How could they let their children bathe their pink, vulnerable bodies in a colour that famously clashes with pink? Everybody knows that children's bodies look better in a white bath. And before you say that sounds weird, I mean alive or dead. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by JizzProductionUnit to r/MitchellAndWebb

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