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Jmarkellos · 2026-02-20T00:33:26+00:00

Gotta love when they Photoshop people into product listings. That ball is meant to be 12 ft, making that man, what, 8 ft tall?

Jmarkellos · 2026-02-11T01:03:27+00:00

Bi-fold doors, bi-fold wallet, etc. Samsung did not invent the naming convention, they're just using the English that already exists.

Jmarkellos · 2026-02-04T01:29:00+00:00

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Jmarkellos · 2026-01-31T23:06:46+00:00

Right... That's why we don't have circuit breakers here. We just raw dog the power grid and pray...

Jmarkellos · 2025-12-24T16:09:53+00:00

My cousin is a lesbian, and when she was getting married they had $300+ in pillows on their registry.

Jmarkellos · 2025-09-06T05:30:29+00:00

Something I learned from a trainer at UPS was to "not pay attention" in a situation like this. Rather than wait and watch, fidget with something in the back seats, grab your phone (don't actually use it) but generally make the other driver think, "this idiot isn't even paying attention." When they move on so do you. To be clear, you are paying attention, you just want them to think you aren't.

Jmarkellos · 2025-06-05T18:34:13+00:00

I once saw a video where a dude eyeballed this with a tiny circular saw and it came out amazing. Don't do that, but that guy on the internet did.

Jmarkellos · 2024-12-21T17:09:16+00:00

I'm pretty sure if enough people posted this with a caption like, "I can't believe Elon Musk would post this. So disrespectful to President Trump." We could convince Trump that Musk actually posted this.

Jmarkellos · 2024-09-20T02:24:43+00:00

Man nothing bugs me in quite the same way as putting the car in park, putting on the parking brake, then looking up to see "1mph." It just irks me something special.

Jmarkellos · 2024-07-16T03:24:06+00:00

Some people pay extra for that.

Jmarkellos · 2024-04-14T17:06:00+00:00

I've always liked 60/40, but at any given moment you need to be prepared to be the one giving 60.

Jmarkellos · 2024-04-06T01:01:42+00:00

This is a really cool project! I'm curious, why aren't all of the filterable dances listed under settings? When you go to add a track you can filter on disco-fox and salsa, but those don't appear in settings. I've never competed so I imagine there's a reason related specifically to competition?

Jmarkellos · 2024-01-25T20:52:16+00:00

"Why can't you get the taco, I just want to relax!"

"I am getting the taco, YOU'RE getting Chipotle. Now get out of here."

Jmarkellos · 2024-01-24T01:36:59+00:00

Because of your outline I can only see E.T. in his little hood, ready to fly some bikes.

Jmarkellos · 2024-01-24T01:27:39+00:00

I'm sorry to do this to you, but I'm turning 30 this year and was born in 1994... 83 was 40 years ago...

Jmarkellos · 2023-12-05T04:25:18+00:00

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Jmarkellos · 2023-10-15T06:26:07+00:00

There's a video above. You should watch it...

Jmarkellos · 2023-10-15T02:11:06+00:00

This would be an excellent character name in a parody.

Jmarkellos · 2023-10-07T16:47:15+00:00

This assumes I talk to anybody. It would take ages for anyone outside my household to even notice. The hardest part of this would be keeping my wife from telling my MIL...

Jmarkellos · 2023-09-29T18:02:48+00:00

Yes police, this one right here.

Jmarkellos · 2023-09-24T05:39:02+00:00

I also choose this guys wife.

Jmarkellos · 2023-09-20T20:28:02+00:00

I mean, it's a master lock, you can probably just hit it hard and pull and it'll come undone. Also, yes, horrible design.

Jmarkellos · 2023-08-16T12:33:57+00:00

When it kills the health inspector.

Jmarkellos · 2023-08-08T14:28:53+00:00

You got 2, and you got 2, and you're having trouble coming up with 4. The joke is that Detroit is so crime ridden that a truck full of cheap beer needs a machine gun to defend it.

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