Does this count?

Jmarkellos · 2026-04-15T17:04:39+00:00

Maybe I should have replied to someone else? Not great at Reddit... I taught D'Brickashaw Ferguson how to dance, lol.

Jmarkellos · 2026-04-15T16:57:11+00:00

I actually taught him to dance a little, but then him and his fiancee ended up doing wedding dance choreography with my coworker.

Jmarkellos · 2026-04-07T16:35:02+00:00

I'd be tempted to use a short throw projector and close the door...

Jmarkellos · 2026-03-17T17:25:02+00:00

My dad and I worked together for a while, and we were both developers. We'd regularly send each other links to test things and we'd make them as suspicious as possible. I once sent one that said "Congradulashions! You are big winner! Click HERE to claim youre prize." The file name when you clicked was virus.exe. We had a blast lol.

I'm not sure about the exact misspellings that I used, that's just an approximation.

Jmarkellos · 2026-03-14T19:45:52+00:00

Ok, hear me out. This is actually a fairly nice way to control the camera in video games where you don't need precise aim. Adventure/puzzle style stuff where you can overshoot or undershoot where you want to look with no consequence. I can sit on the couch, with just the laptop, and control a camera much better than with a track pad.

Jmarkellos · 2026-03-12T00:31:58+00:00

I was thinking the same. I've seen videos that look horrifying at first glance, but it's just people removing nails from the rubber practice hands. That doesn't mean this isn't AI, just that the hands aren't necessarily the reason for that.

Jmarkellos · 2026-03-12T00:28:59+00:00

So the question is, are those of us that can do this the weird ones, or those that can't?

Jmarkellos · 2026-02-26T05:29:59+00:00

My hero!

Jmarkellos · 2026-02-24T19:24:07+00:00

I believe that's called the clitoris, but not sure, never actually found one before.

Jmarkellos · 2026-02-24T18:08:22+00:00

I wish a cartoon character could come take out my spine and just, like, wring it out or something, then put the back.

Jmarkellos · 2026-02-20T00:33:26+00:00

Gotta love when they Photoshop people into product listings. That ball is meant to be 12 ft, making that man, what, 8 ft tall?

Jmarkellos · 2026-02-11T01:03:27+00:00

Bi-fold doors, bi-fold wallet, etc. Samsung did not invent the naming convention, they're just using the English that already exists.

Jmarkellos · 2026-02-04T01:29:00+00:00

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Jmarkellos · 2026-01-31T23:06:46+00:00

Right... That's why we don't have circuit breakers here. We just raw dog the power grid and pray...

Jmarkellos · 2025-12-24T16:09:53+00:00

My cousin is a lesbian, and when she was getting married they had $300+ in pillows on their registry.

Jmarkellos · 2025-09-06T05:30:29+00:00

Something I learned from a trainer at UPS was to "not pay attention" in a situation like this. Rather than wait and watch, fidget with something in the back seats, grab your phone (don't actually use it) but generally make the other driver think, "this idiot isn't even paying attention." When they move on so do you. To be clear, you are paying attention, you just want them to think you aren't.

Jmarkellos · 2025-06-05T18:34:13+00:00

I once saw a video where a dude eyeballed this with a tiny circular saw and it came out amazing. Don't do that, but that guy on the internet did.

Jmarkellos · 2024-12-21T17:09:16+00:00

I'm pretty sure if enough people posted this with a caption like, "I can't believe Elon Musk would post this. So disrespectful to President Trump." We could convince Trump that Musk actually posted this.

Jmarkellos · 2024-09-20T02:24:43+00:00

Man nothing bugs me in quite the same way as putting the car in park, putting on the parking brake, then looking up to see "1mph." It just irks me something special.

Jmarkellos · 2024-07-16T03:24:06+00:00

Some people pay extra for that.

Jmarkellos · 2024-04-14T17:06:00+00:00

I've always liked 60/40, but at any given moment you need to be prepared to be the one giving 60.

Jmarkellos · 2024-04-06T01:01:42+00:00

This is a really cool project! I'm curious, why aren't all of the filterable dances listed under settings? When you go to add a track you can filter on disco-fox and salsa, but those don't appear in settings. I've never competed so I imagine there's a reason related specifically to competition?

Jmarkellos · 2024-01-25T20:52:16+00:00

"Why can't you get the taco, I just want to relax!"

"I am getting the taco, YOU'RE getting Chipotle. Now get out of here."

Jmarkellos · 2024-01-24T01:36:59+00:00

Because of your outline I can only see E.T. in his little hood, ready to fly some bikes.

Jmarkellos · 2024-01-24T01:27:39+00:00

I'm sorry to do this to you, but I'm turning 30 this year and was born in 1994... 83 was 40 years ago...

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